Make Them Cookies Yourself

so it’s Christmas time it’s holidayseason and the following what I’m aboutto tell you this is not a test man I’mtelling you Walter this is not a testthis is this is not a testthis is real talk right now what isfalling my mom made the best ChristmascookiesI have eaten in 19 years she I don’tknow what what got to her because bakingwas never on the main priority list ofpre-christmas rituals in my family butthese cookies she made now thatChristmas is rolling around oh my goddude I cannot begin to describe howdelicious they are and you know whatmakes him even way better than that thatwhat elevates them above the affect ofjust being extremely delicious is thatthey are self-made home-cooked you knowyou put a my not me but in there in thatcase my mother she put him togetherright she crafted them in the kitchenknew exactly what went in them put themin the oven took him out the oven putsome powdered sugar over it and she didit with love coz she miss my it’s amother you know she does everything witha great deal of love to it and damnthese cookies and that is what Irealized I have so much appreciation forthese cookies and I’m not joking rightnow I’m also not exaggerating I have amassive sweet tooth like a sweet tooththat I only work out to not become awhale that’s that’s that’s the onlyreason because my sweet tooth isenormous but and then but you know I’mliving a healthy life I eat myvegetables every single day and I try towork out on a regular basis and try tobe as healthy as possible and I’m alsotrying to to control that sweet toothand that diseaseI earned these cravings that I have forjust sugary and and so I do notreally feel bad when I eat it you knowwhen I have a chocolate bar here andthere or some pudding whatever but Isometimes do have my moments where Ifeel like ah I shouldn’t have eaten thatoh that was a little too muchoh that pack of Skittles that I can feelit’s not doing me any favorsbut with these cookies it’s different Ifeel like because they’re homemadethere’s as such more it’s so much moreof a wholesome experience that you getwhen you’re eating these cookies andalso I have so much appreciation forthem I wouldn’t eat them all at once soI can control myself better around thesecookies even though they’re so deliciousso so very delicious and that thatbrought me to the thought that maybejust maybe we are not doing enoughourselves who doesn’t it who has thetime to stand in the kitchen and justbake some cookies and then eat him andthose cookies are gonna last you forthree or four days who does that I meanthat that really seems like a thing thatnobody does anymore I don’t see otherthan pot you know the the Stoney’sout there everybody knows those peoplethere regularly bacon butt and I meanedibles you know not bait no punintended with the bacon but other thanthat who makes cookies just for pleasurejust for eating them and feeling greatabout eating them and that is isn’t thatthat kind of crazy isn’t that a thingthat two generations ago that used to bethe thing for entities that through thehousehold oh I didn’t want to say womenbut they were mainly the cooking andbaking people back then but wasn’t thata regular thing and it isn’t it isn’t itstill amazing that when youtake the time out of your day and cooksomething really nice or you bakesomething really nice or you make forthat matter you make anything yourselflike you make yourself a nice little cupboard out of wood instead of going tothe next IKEA and buying one or or or Idon’t know you fixing something yourselfand you don’t call a specialist for itdoesn’t that always give you that alittle bit of a sense of reward isn’tthat aren’t these the little things thatjust make you happyjust because it has this element ofaccomplishment to it because if you doin something yourself and I don’t thinkanybody can deny that you’re learningjust a little tad bit but you’relearning a little bit for lifebecause if you are going on the internetand you finding out a dope-ass cookierecipe and you make them and make themagain and again and then the recipes inyour head now you have a great cookierecipe in your head and who knows youknow you go to a foreign country meetsome really nice people and then andthen you can bring them a piece of yourhome you can bring a piece of your homeinto their home but using their off ovenand making that dope-ass cookie recipeand all of a sudden people are gonna beable to relate to you on a wholedifferent level because you came intotheir house and you make cookies oryou’re you want you want to impress agirl and you make them you make somesome really nice cookies and on a firstdate or or second or third date or oryou with someone for two years but youfind but you finally want to impressthem for the first time and you justmake a nice a jar full of cookies andyou bring it to them is that like awouldn’t that be like a great starterfor a good day wouldn’t that be a greatstarter a good basis wouldn’t it beamazing to just bake one of your friendsa jar of cookies and bringing it to thembe like man I love you here’s some greatcookies I made it myselfthat sounds like a wholesome experiencethat sounds like it is meant to be Ifeel like me includedwe should all get in the kitchen moreoften and make some cookies ourselvesthey’re so usable also you can they’reso flexible you can use them in so manydifferent situations as I just pointedout I just off the top of my head I Ipointed out three different situationswhere you can use some cookies that youmade yourself to make a great impressionand if I think about it for a little bitI’ll probably be able to think about 15more so maybe to regain to regain alittle bit of that regular feeling ofaccomplishment and that feeling ofaccomplishment in the little things andlittle accomplishments throughout theday and and and your accomplishment likefeeling an accomplishment that doesn’tultimately have to be the first millionthe first g-wagon the first travel tothe other side of the world because youcan’t afford it now you know instead oftwomonstrous accomplishments that oftentake a lifetime of dedication butthey’re advocated soaps anywhere rightlike when can you feel accomplished ohand you made your first ten millionswith your first startup – huh when youget your first five hundred thousandinstrument followers she’ll like thatbut if you want to regain the controlabout just a little bit ofaccomplishment in everyday life maybeyou should just bake some cookies andeat them and maybe and maybe you shouldbuild that cupboard yourself or fix thattire yourself maybe maybe you shouldwash your car yourself maybe you shouldmaybe you should man clean clean thekitchen no does everybody does thatanyways but you feel me you know what Imean maybe that maybe that way you canget a healthier relationship withaccomplishment and maybe that way youcan regain some of that lost self-esteembecause you’ve seen all these beautifulpeople on Instagram maybe maybe that’sthat’s the way to go and you know whatyou know what the next jar of cookiesthat is being madethis family is going to me by me and notfeel great about itthat’s that’s I’m gonna make some dopebanana raisin cookies banana raisincookies and then some chocolate cookiesas welldoesn’t that sound phenomenal and I’mnot kidding either I’m I’m gonna do thatand I’m gonna give a quarter of them tomy mom a quarter of them to my sisterand then the other two quarters to otherpeople I love and of these quarter’s Iof each of these quarters I’m gonna takehalf of it and eat it myselfso that way I can show for people that Ilove appreciation with this amazingself-made jar of cookies and I guess Iguess the title of this podcast is gonnabe just just make them damn cookiesyourself sort of going and buying thembecause it also shows much more effortif you make something delicious and youbring it to people wouldn’t that showmuch more effort than just buyingchocolate see another another great wayas a gift as a if you’re invited to ahouse party if you’re invited to a houseparty can you imagine what can I hear ohyou’re gonna be at that house party ifyou bring a jar of self-made cookies if you’re socially awkward man andbe invited to the next party and insteadof nervously picking out your outfit andnervously studying and learning pickuplines and phrases that you can start aconversation with just bring a jar ofcookies offer it to the next girl boomyou done you’re done for the night go tothe next party you go to go withyourself made a jar of self-made cookiesdid I really just figure that out thatseems like the ultimate cheat code toparties that really seems like theultimate cheat codeto finally conquering an overcomingsocial anxiety wow I’m actuallyimpressed man I’m actually impressedthat I just found that out so yeah ohman man man tell me what you think aboutthat I would be really interested tothink about that actuallyif this podcast inspired you to makesome cookies then and come to myInstagram which is Vito nuit Vito vit oKN e wi t altogether nothing in betweenVito knew it and sent me DM me a pictureof those damn cookies and and imma immaimma check in with you a little bitlater peace out