making cookies at 1 am with my little brother (help lol)

I’m bored hungry and it’s 12:45 in themorning we’re gonna make some cookieslet’s go all the ingredients are alreadywho did that I did about 10 minutes agoa little boy gets confused about lightswitches in the house he’s lived in forfive years maybe actually six years thisis the world we live inalright okay so we’re gonna move onglower are you gonna beg with me sureokay let’s do itI know but you weren’t gonna ask aquestion don’t these cookies have a lotof fat since there’s like three sticksof butter on them they’ll hear youyou’re not fun so we’re gonna put thisin a bowl pretty sick pretty sick stuffoh my god watching it alright butter yesAkash there are three sticks of buttersorry time I made this batch of cookiesfor my college dorm when people willcome up and eat it they’d be like wowthese are so good what’s the secret andAkash would literally shout three sticksof butter and everyone be like yeahthey’re not too good for you pal butthat’s why their cookies okay rightI need to add the sugar and brown sugarnow I’m just called me dr. Seuss shouldwe check up on him I balanced it on topof the mixture I think it’s a dangerousgame I do not look good right now butyou know what who’s gonna look glamorousthat one am also who baked cookies thatwant to M it’s a gay brown sugar waterin a quarter cup the bottom my mom stillsays I sell it dr. Seuss getting the premy mando some filming okay I tell me maybeit’s not the best idea to make choicesof what I am so I went to bed at 5:00a.m. the other night and then I woke upat 2:00 though that night I tried to goto bed at 11:00 to counteract thatbefore I went through tick tock for twoand a half hours and then suddenly itwas 2:00 p.m. and I was like her Ninacan you stand for you to wake up stupidhow about getting here so I guess we’renot all meant to be bakers because realBaker’s don’t take breaks when they’rein the middle of baking cookiesespecially at one oh yeah that’s what Ithought that’s what I thought that’swhat I thought expose yourself oh okayI’m done chasing my 11 year old brotheraround the kitchen I’m 18 I promiseactually your name – he still doesn’tknow how to spell my name that’s okayokay I’m literally 18 Rory are 19mom mom mom how old am Ithis is why making cookies that one daymy kid whose family anymoreno one knows how old I am doing thishouse for my name you know 19 years oldwhat did you say why notwhy don’t I know how old I amI need to measure the sugar this isgonna be sweet measuring the sphereoh my gosh don’t overmix so Rory isactually a world-renowned linguistdiskant only language Rory is actually aworld-renowned translator and heactually knows how to translate alienlanguages he learned this from Star Warsand he also we just found out tonightknows exactly what the blender is sayingprepare yourselves you’re not ready forthisI mean say it again you fool pleaseplease he’s like it just says ways whatdoes it mean well son this is actually acookbook and this is where you get therecipesjust out of the vanilla and eggs therealready happen how do you get there howdo you get there you’re supposed to stayin there how did you get there it’snatural habitats you don’t want to mixit too fastor the wires it explodes just like theegg although that has never in thehistory of baking ever happened an eggescapes the ball just the yolk by theway I’m not sure what to say about thisyeah yeah me neither bro like God we’regonna have to put it on the lowestsetting and even then we risk explosionare you readyboom[Music][Applause]by the way that was flour baking sodaand salt if you want the recipe justcomment down below don’t be afraid toask I’m nice not intimidating at allcalled soft and chewy chocolate chipcookies good luck reading that all righttime to scoop the cookie dough thiscould be walk away alright thanks forwatching make sure to LIKE and subscribething that’s on your ear touch AF cancelokay yes Emma target reaction yes siryes sir we didn’t have oh your vanity ohmy god I used to have watching Tech Talk[Laughter]that’s the end of the video make surelike and subscribe into the oven for 8to 10 minutesmom I don’t know what you’re saying Idon’t under I don’t I let her yeah yeahgood thing I didn’t touch the oven andthat was a false reaction I’m fine youguys eight to ten minutes let’s see youwant a job I wasn’t gonna recordanything until the cookies were done butRory just started spitting facts to amfacts pondering life and why did thenose want to snap half the universitythese are the things we should bethinking about okay we understand thatlike he really really wants to snap halfthe universe away right but like why whydid Thanos do what he did Who I amdiscussions our brother came downstairsinteracting with our brothers likepoking embarrassment times but it’susually fun and thrilling and can end insomeone getting hurt almost alwaysfor example Rory just got slappedthe cookies are doing when you play yourown somatic music sounds very inspiredby Star Wars I don’t know about that ohreallynowadays need to cool down for a littlebit and we’ll be back made the lastbatch it’s 3:00 a.m. oh god I bet to dopeace sign need to go to bed I need togo to bed I decided I want to deliverthese to my friends tomorrow so I’ll seeyou then bye your court record sinceyou’re not doing anything besides eatingup an add up they can cookies it to a atone to it I don’t know what time it isanymore