The AUTHENTIC way to make bread – knead it with your claws

so I want to make my own bread I go I goout west I get the weed I bring it homeand grind it because that’s what it’sall about I make my own water throughthe combination of hydrogen and oxygenbecause that’s what it’s all about I goout and purchase a convection ovenbecause that’s the only way to make goodbread I put everything together mix itall upkneaded with my little claws for quitesome time I might add put it in theconvection oven to cook only to find Iam left with a bowling ball sized lumpof nothing and do you know why of courseyou do I used all the yeast to toast tothat old yeast