Why do we Bake Cookies and Cook Bacon?

why do you bake cookies and cook baconinstead of the other way aroundThank You Cal for that question I’m gladyou asked historically things used to bepretty white back when we weren’t smartenough to develop cookies and bacon theterms bacon cook were inconspicuouslittle did we know that cooking andbaking would be challenged by theirgreatest accomplishments cookies andbacon the names were reversed at thattime because it made a lot more sense tobake a fresh batch of bacon to cook acrusty bunch of cookies but wheneverpeople said it they sounded likestuttering idiots cook cookies bakebacon no one was taken seriously anymorethe International English communitiesdetermined after years of deliberationto save face by switching the two wordscookies are now bacon and bacon are nowcookies so we don’t have to sound likecomplete idiots I said on Twitter I wasabout to do a chewy neighbor that Iwanted questions that were actually hardto answer not baby ask questions likewhat’s your favorite meal that forbiddenquestion stuff we still can’t find ananswer to like is ketchup a smoothie orhot dog sandwiches and you know I thinkit was a good decision you guys sentreally great questions that I think arepretty fun if you could stop every childfrom getting for the rest of time butyou have to one child first would you doit well this YouTube thing was prettyfun I’m glad it lasted this longthank you guys also know out of all thenumbers featured in pie which one do youthink could be used and upcoming warsand poverty Thank You cord wits theobvious answer is 0 if there is onething that could end Wars and povertyits ending everything do you ever worrythat everyone around you can read yourthoughts but everyone has to pretendthat they can’t that’s actually a prettyinteresting question I have this problemwhere there’s always actively orpassively a song stuck in the back of mymind that I just can’t get rid of it’slike an infinite playlist and it justswitches to the next song but never endsand some of the songs are so weird thatit would be a nightmare to anyone onthis earth from crazy frog – noise thatby the way is only one of the thingsthat would make my train of thoughtsunbearable I’m the guy on the internetthat came up with reviewing your pets sono John I don’t think people can read mymind and even if they could I don’tthink they would want to its money theroot ofoh I’ve seen a lot of people do evilthings for free kids can be pretty eviland I would assume that they mostlydon’t care about paychecks no I thinkthat premarital sex is the root of allevil because it’s a sin our fish wetThank You amenda I love your channel soI think the first fish is the guys thatdiscovered water were pretty wet whenthey got out of the water they weresuper soaked and they had to ask theirmoms to bring them towels to not putwater on the car bed and the sofa butnow fishes have for so long in the waterthat it became part of them and I don’tthink that they’re wet so much asthey’re moist like moisty like the foodat the bottom of the sink not wet butalmost all right times up it’s makes methis is the spot where I read thequestions of my VIP patron boyssupporting this channel because they’reinsane Carl Lucas asks if you could givehumans an ability what would it beeverything countsNo Limits I would really love ifconscious reincarnation was actually areal thing with a sort of karma systempeople would actually be nice to eachother in the fear that it would end upas these long bugs that terrifyneighborhoods and they would keep thatsame awareness all throughout thoselives so they could learn from theirmistakes and learn from history imagineif you spent your whole life being thisgenuinely good person who’s nice andhelpful to others then you reincarnateas a beautiful smart baby who’s not fatthat would be pretty epic boomerang TKOasks do you think the right lives ofphilosophical post-modernism in the 20thcentury has decreased or increased thesocietal value of religious institutionsthe first one if we share the samedefinition of post modernist philosophythen I would assume that it’s aboutrejecting the belief that there is anobjective reality or set of morals thatpeople can rely on our senses couldbetray us and our perceptions of what’sgood or not could be false religiousinstitutions adhere to a set of moralsthat are pretty uniform based on thefact that they rely on the samedocuments the Bibles the currents and soon believing that morals cannot bedetermined objectively weakens thefoundations of any institutions thatpretend to do so so religions might notbe taken as seriously because of thatmindsetwhy do Twinkieexist human freedom is one of the bestthings that ever happened to us and itshould be protected at all costs butTwinkies is one of the examples whenfreedom goes too far and it should bestoppedwhy are you French Moeller it could stircoaljust sweep of hirsutism eating theseyour posture should cost subscriptionexile hits cure just see Kishan comeernest sleep a bit more nurse travaillet’s measure sweet québécois porker sayjust give me quads canada your nausea -Musa bah fact tell you’ve intact andfinally how many ducks would it take tokill a full-grown right now based on myunderstanding one very persistent duckcould do the job I’ve seen ducks thatcould end civilization if they wanted torhinos are pretty slow and fat and theydon’t want to be bothered all it takesis one swift duck that would take careof the Rhinos eyes and the creaturecan’t find food nor orient itself in thearid climate of the jungle the duckflies back to its tribe he knows he’sdone enough and that’s it the episode isoverwow you French idiot look at all thesequestions that you ignored well what ifI told you that I was going to do thesame thing next month I’m still not surewhere this is going to be calledforbidden questions I’m glad you askedwhatever so for now follow me on Twitterat to sell to sell and ask me yourforbidden questions with the hashtag asktoo though but thank you immensely forwatching and for asking and I’ll see younext timehello my 60s patrons thank you forcoming to this secret meeting let’s talk