Trying to Bake Bread *empahsis on the trying*

so today we’re gonna make breadi tried to make tiger bread yesterdaysafe to say that did not go wellit still hasn’t risen that much right itdoesn’t look it’s risen muchit hasn’t worked okay well absolutelyscrap all video footage just neverhappenedso i’m hoping to do better today soi have four cups of plain flour whichwe’re gonna addoh two teaspoons of baking powder twooneyesterday was embarrassing to be honestbut it’s because we didn’t have anyyeast which is why i’m making this sodabread which doesn’t have used in it it’sbecause the corona thing it’s like anapocalypse manit’s weird half a teaspoon of saltand then mix that togetherall right i feel like i need a biggerbowl that’s fineso we need a tablespoon of oil so itsays to usevegetable oil but i don’t want to dothati’m using rich and nutty toasted sesameseed oilbecause it’s banyan 310ml of water i’m gonna add a little bitintry and combine this all together first[Music]can you hear thati fed up too much water oh my godoh my god this is like slimei’m sure it’s meant to be like thisbecause it’s notproving or anything[Music][Music]just for some flavoring throughout theday[Music]that’s pretty good right let’s get atrayokay so they said it should be a diskjust scoring props into it i don’t knowwhy i’m doing some scissorsright so now we’re going to put that inthe ovenfor 30to 40 minutesand yeah now we wait i just had aningenious lovelyingenious i want to put some sesameseeds on top of thetop of the roll it’s been in for like acouple of minutesi hope this doesn’t affect the bakingbut i don’t know where the sesame seedsarealso i’m really sorry my camera makessuch a loud sound when it’swhen it’s focusing right i need to findsesame seeds where are the sesame seedsput covered to the right of the ovenwait wait waitsesame seeds oh my god go go go gogo quickly quickly quick[Music]oh my god oh my god oh my godembarrassingthat’ll do thatbread time oh my godthat’s why we don’t do that so it’ssupposed to look like quite a tailthoughlet’s see whether she sounds hollow likeshe should[Music]she’s also hot can you hear that[Music]oh she’s still a bit she’s not cookednumber two[Music]oh she still hasn’t cut me through allright third time to charmoh it still hasn’t cooked all the waythrough i swear to godit’s not cooked this time i’m gonna staba bitchoh it’s not goodyou know what i’m going to cut it intothis and then cook it like thisit might cook a little bit god’s sakethis will do this is the finallook now it’s time for the officialtaste test i’m gonna go with this onei didn’t realize bread would be so hardto make got some cheese sauce in thefridge i don’t know if this is gonnataste right on the bread but we’re justgonna go withand then i’m going to put some chutneyon top as well this is what we havelet’s try it[Music]it’s very densei’ve got a lovely bit of oregano in thatlast mouthful so that bits workedi’m just trying to find an easier way toeat it i mean i’ll eat anythingso that’s not awful you know whati don’t hate it listen to that crunchthough readyright i think i just need to settlesomething upi’m a good baker i’m a good cook it’sthese bloody recipes that i’m having toresort to because of the shortage ofsupplies in the housebecause of say it with me coronaso this is embarrassing but it is bredwithout yeast so what do you expect ifyou do make this recipethe recipe’s here i wouldn’t recommendit but if you doi would say cook it for like an hourbecause that’s like basically what i’vebeen doinghopefully if i do another cooking videoit will turn out better than thisbecause i promise you i’m a good cookbut just breadwe don’t get along if you want me to doanything just comment so i knowum because i’m bored and cooking reallydoesn’t seem to be going well for me butummaybe do you want to see me cook like amealbecause they they always go well this isjust a single thing if i made a mealbut yeah let me know peace just can’tbreak breadjust break but i just can’t can’t evensay just can’t bake bread just nojust sorry sorry