Chicken & waffles | DRUNK COOKING LESSON

so lesson in cooking starts with thehealthy today we’re gonna be drinkingbloody Maria’s or if you’re white bloodymarys we’ll go ahead and leave therecipe for all the little fixings thatwe have in this guy in the descriptionbelow I’m here with my friend Vincent hecannot cook can you cook yeah when Itried to make my breakfast this morningI burned the Cheerios again cheerioburner I believe that anyone can cook Iwatched ratatouille I lived my lifebased on that movie that’s myBible we’re gonna put this to the testand see if anyone so what we’re gonna bedoing is we’re gonna be making chickenand waffles both egg lists because theLord the good Lord cursed me with thisdisease that I have so we’re gonna bemaking eggless chicken and wafflesalright let’s get cooking first thingwe’re gonna do is get our oil heating upand it’s actually already heating up sowe’re gonna do is we’re gonna season oursecond dredge here and we have somecornstarchlet’s go ahead and get some paprika inthere and we’re gonna be adding in somegrant garlic who the would beadding in some garlic granules and thena little bit of salt and this here thisis some onion granules and this is goodthis is this is what you want this ishow it has to be usually people underseasoned if you’re an under seasoned orhowever much you think you should put inmm I think it’s time to take I’m gonnatake another shot and you should take abig glug of your your drink therebecause it’s just not happening rightthis second just makes it a littleeasier to stand here next to you[Music]if you’d like to Oh God whisk thistogether here Oh[Music]dis chicken and the batter and then rollit in that no wrongstupid stupid so you’re gonna take thiscute little boy after you’ve washed himand Pat it and drywe’re gonna lay him in there when shecan get him all lathered up you’regetting too excited about his yeah yeahyeah now we’re gonna go over to ourbuttermilk we’re just gonna let that badboy bathe in that we want to coat himall overget all that chisholm off when you goright into this dredge beautiful try notto touch it all up it all up get itall clumpy for you two kids are gonnastart complaining it’s salmonella yourwife’s gonna have to take the day offwork she’s gonna go out and have anaffair start cheating on you stopsleeping with the pool boy get all betmad at you because your kids died fromsalmonella poisoning you’re ready let’ssee it dip it in the first one yeah doyou don’t forget this little flap hereyou never want to forget that littleflap here let the camera see that camright there the upper one with them seeyou get your fingers right in that flapHoltz and now we give it a bath rememberthe Golden Rulemake sure don’t around ya knowBenson is a devout Christian so but I domake him a little bit uncomfortable doyou think you could recreate this athome for your beautiful wife quick andeasy who your wife okay so we justfinished here we have a beautifully andyou did these all by yourself andthey’re very impressive not gonna liethat’s that tequila’s kicking in realquick here’s our sourdough waffle battermy recipe will be in the description myexpert my patter will be in thedescription belowall right so here’s what you want to dothis is big stuff it’s our dough and youget a nice ladle full you just want toscoop it right there in the middleall right here we go look at that likeyou’re tapping on a hollow grave it’scrispy nice and crispy how you know thatthis bad boy is done cause you’ll justtake your knife and you’ll just kind ofstick it in close to the bone and you’llsqueeze it and the juices when they runoutthey’ll be clear we just poured someFrank’s Red Hot Sauce into this bowlthat looks like it went through WorldWar two and we’re just gonna dip them inthere just like the buttermilk okaylet’s get a wing here and let’s[Music]you know what this is really starting topiss me off there you go and just kindof circle them around now let’s get oursmoked maple syrup on there just alittle bit of granulated sugarI like the texture you can use powderedsugar if you’re stupidjust over the waffles most of it andthen just dash right thereso this is how you make chicken andwaffles mmm good stuff mmm that’s itthat’s what you have to say after allthis beautiful work it’s great if youhave any questions not pertaining to myweight or ethnicity I would like to hearthem down in the comment section belowgo ahead and make fun of his weight mythMississippi all you want I don’t carejust don’t do to me I can’t handle itfrom all of us here at the TrinityBroadcasting Network we’d like to thankyou god bless