Level 0 Chef Makes Perfect Valentines Cookies

two teaspoons of soul is that a teaspoonwhy doesn’t have that stream labsfucking watermark can you not get rid ofthat stream labs watermark all righttoday we’re gonna be making some cookiesand I’m worriedwe’ll say guess who’s here boys hello wemake some cookies for your favor justkiddingthey fucking hate each other so whenthey come back to Mum and dad’s placetoday because their kitchen is a lotbetter than mine now I’m worried if myplanes gonna run out of battery so I’vegot my job here you ready to go how muchI’ll get in anyway cuz I don’t I don’ttrust like that I’ll have you know thatI do not trust like that okayingredients step one ingredient breadflour eggs we need chocolate andchocolate so using a combination of thebread and the plane well I don’t knowwhat it doesI think it just gives it more gluten soit makes it more chewy on the insideyeah ever since I moved out my mom justhas nothing today so she got an interiordesigner in through here and she’s likeswitched up all the pillars and stuff Ihave never seen this before in my lifewill this do this isn’t really like nicebaking sulfur we also need the blood ofher enemies okayI didn’t get the espresso powder becauseit was $11 and you guys are saying thatdoesn’t taste like a special justenhances the flavor the chocolate it’snot gonna win Hanson $11 worth you knowI mean I skip thatI’m Cindy Jo only I want these to begood I’m not gonna kind of talking shitI’m sorry if I wanting to do somethingnice I skip that I’m Cindy Cho preheatthe oven thanks for reminding me jackthat’s 180 just get a knife and quietlyready for some nice cookies to go onthere I just want to warn everyone and Iwant to stay away from you vegans laptopcause she specifically said not to spillstuff on it this last time I may benoticing someone make one shaped like adick I was gonna do a half but I thinkthat’s better space this is gonna belike a binging with babish stuff youjust won’t see my face oh this is gonnabe a bit more difficult than usualusually our our cooking streams are abit easy because I have somebody on thecamera he helps me out but today I’mriding solo because this is meant to bea surprise for the baby but I kind ofalready knows just give a shit out of methe three quarter cups even exist howabout this shit to be accurate I have aquarter cup dirty cup okay we’re gonnabe brain this chat what is 1/2 plus 1/43/4 damn you good shot welcome toHofstra Kitty’s math class not only willI be teaching you how to make deliciouscookies today but I will also beteaching me fractionsand then we’ll move on to integers alittle bit later funny story aboutsimply I don’t know about how this getsbrought up chat but funny plain flourstory we had plain flour in our oldplace and it was probably they’re verygood I want to say like six months maybeand we moved to this new place but wewere gonna use the flour that we hadleftover to make pancakes so we’re goingto make pancake and as we’re mixing upthe batter my sister looks into theplain flour that we brought over and shesees that there’s like little notmaggots but like little white things init little animals the wormy thingspretty disgusting silverfish that’s theone silverfish like from they’ve made athing from minecraft the real thing dudetwo teaspoons of salt[Music]is that a teaspoon we’re gonna chop thisup so that it takes less time and isn’tmore even to heat up how much butterthat’s a great question we need one cuphow much is a cup a cup is a cup verygoodwhy am I asking you guys when I’mGoogle’s right here aren’t you glad Iput some gland wrap definitely shouldhave done this when it was a big cold updoes anyone else clean up as they go ohit’s working we talking about my shortschat I’m just making some cookies do Ieven know if we have a glass measuringcup to be honest I should have figuredthis out before I started doing it Iknow what that white stuff is up theredon’t let go Jack you guys so worriedabout me Joe I’m not gonna drop you guysthis is an eight dollar smartphone foriPod from Kmart sure it’s built to lastit what’s up guys welcome back tobinging with babish with this week we’retaking a look at the cake from Portal isthat good could you just say much betterif you could that’s correct it does saythat in the in the recipe is todaythe different types of brown sugar Iwouldn’t deny that just will result incrispy cookiesI’m fine is that – I don’t much preferthat I did that I actually in that onpurpose that’s why I use the light brownsugar because it makes the cookies morecrispy say it ain’t so do I bother itand pour it into that I reckon that’llwork just like that get one of themiddle ones should i okay all right allright all right all right calm down[Music]can I get some beans in checkno absolute kitties master class andseparating an egg don’t be afraid to getyour fingers in there get abit day withit yetgive it day within me the taste testOhoh my godI made that yeah that’s some seriousshitput it in the fridge for 30 minutesreally damn it okay huh what anadventure put us in the fridge of ittrans live okay I feel like if I yeah ifI okay if I put you in the fridge you’regonna lose connection fuck ityou might lose connection here chartnever putting you in the fridge againnever again I guess is that okay so whatif I use that as my portion and then Iuse this perfect alright first batchokay we’re gonna do two batches at atime 12 to 14 minutes is what they saidokay the time is on for 12 minutes ohyeah oh yeah oh fuck yeah oh yeah Ithink we might have actually crushed meI did I and you and you guys are if itcooks what do you mean I can’t punch yepshoutI need a wake so they cool down when youlet them rest because if I bite intothem now they’re just gonna be soft thewhole way through I reckon we just makeone walking massive one I wanted to Iwanted to make one big one and then Iwanted to try and cut out a heartI cut out like oh we could do a dickshape one day legit look like subwaycookies I know how we did this this iscar ridiculousalright which one do you guys want to dothe tear test cuz I’m gonna tear one ofthese in half which one it’s like avolcano look at it those bottom ones aregoing on nicely as well I think we mightpull these ones a little bit sooner I’llcompare a harder cookie to the softercookie this is it you ready Oh[Music]look it’s like it’s squishyand gooey I just pulls apart sex day 6day that’s or any way I can describethat look at that oh my god oh boynow that is it shon-kar oh no no itstarted so promising commit Jack wedon’t make mistakeswe just have happy little accidents okayit looks shit now then we’ll get ourknife and we’re just just gently justgently with the care of a thousand sunsjust gonna I feel like Bob Ross rightnow brofuck Megan hi this is me this is for methis is my heart cookie now thank youeveryone for the hill this is actuallythis is turned out a lot better than Ithought it was going to oh my god okaybye Abbythat’s McCleary[Music]