In my fourth youtube video, I disappoint Gordon Ramsay. I apologize Mr. Ramsay for my inability to chef as well as you.
(Also for the record, the cookies were too dense & rough to be consumed by humans. With that being said, I ate them anyway.)
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what is wrong with people[Music]today I will be making even though thereis a cake right here it’s nobody’s homewhich means I can blow up the kitchen inprivate also if it starts glitching umthat’s my camera on my phone just sayingto me okay I have to get the recipe offmy phone okay I have written the recipedown on this piece of loose-leaf paper Igot this recipe off of Google I’m notexactly sure that this is going to turnout correctly we’re making M&M cookiesby the way I hope Google didn’t lie tome you know because Google never lies Ineed one 1/2 cups of all-purpose flourflour oh it’s right there theall-purpose flour has been identified ateaspoon of baking powder you love howI’m not even pointing to what I’m doingI have a great video on that’s righthere brown sugar 1 large egg I made mymom buy two bags of M&Ms one for bakingthe other one for snacking yes so goodI’m so good I’m so badokay now that I have collected all theingredients necessary for this recipetime to look for a bowl is this a bowlthat’s how Dora was is this a bowl isthis a bowl this a bowl is visiblevisible if I were a cooking utensil Iwould be just one large bowl the bowlsback here hey wait I have one of thoseangles ahit is exciting oh my god that’sterrifying okay here’s the egg in atowel so it doesn’t roll away from us 11/2 cups of all-purpose flour there wego I’m making M&M cookies because my momsaid Heather I’m only buying one piepumpkin pie and I said mother I used toeat pumpkin pie when I was a small childwell I was always a large child but ayoung child but I always used to justeat it because the crust was really goodgetting a mouthful of pumpkin and spiceit wasn’t it’s not I’m not so I told mymom mom I’m baking cookies and she saidokay Heather if that’s what you want todo go right aheaddestroy my kitchen and I’m notdestroying it I haven’twhat have I broken thus far one teaspoonof baking powder here we are here’s thebaking powder okay welcome to myunboxing when teaspoon of baking powderinto the mix it goes then 1/2 teaspoonbaking soda here it is I just I want toknow how many boxes of baking soda I’veopened over the years and I this is atravesty 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda mymom’s going to question what happened tothe baking soda box 1/4 teaspoon of saltmm-hmm open hereall that satisfying shit I have droppedthe substance on the counterokay 1/4 teaspoon of salt oh shit thebutter so on the last video I said thatI got a c-plus in math which I lied Igot a c-minus this is why I failed mathdo I waste more ingredients and try anddo it again[Music]all right listen up folks this is thecamera so with my hands I managed tomake what resembles dough I’m going tomix it more so when the cookies bakeit’s not all butter my mother is stillroasting me I mean it’s gonna be finedough has been made just we just have tomix it that’s all how could this happento meI made mistakes I shouldn’t put on arecord a vinyl um thank you all forhelping me make the dough I appreciateitdon’t fucking look at it Zeppelinrecords your boomer yeah I can eatcookie dough no I shouldn’t do that yesI should[Music]Wingo wingsman you’re gonna stop doing that it lookokay this is my favorite Beatle songthey turned out okay why the cookies arebaking and we’re listening to music onthis excursion I went to there’s a booksale where I live they sell CDs the booksales inside and then outside of theroom where the book sale is they sellCDs and I found four great CDs andusually it’s a lot of country shit Idon’t listen to King Floyd for a dollarthe deals I also got Sinatra okay and Iwas really excited Dream Theater Icouldn’t believe my eyesso shall we listen to one of these Ithink we shall I found two Oasis albumsthere I got I got John Denver – tryingto collect CDs as much as possible Idon’t think they’ll ever stop sellingCDs I just not maybe not in stores but Ialways cry a little bit when people tellme well no one’s buying CDs anymore whatwhat do you mean no one’s buying see I’mright here WowI have my raviolisthey’re done[Music][Applause]we made cookies that aren’t terrible[Music]if you enjoyed this video subscribe I’mrunning out of reasons why you shouldsubscribe to me and I’ve only made whatfour or five videos there aren’t thatmany reasons to begin with so you cansubscribe or like the video or what’sthat ding-a-ling-a-ling thing the beltsee you in the next one kid bye