Making Cookies for Santa in June

like nice guyyour heartbeats led to coffee[Music]hey guys so today I’m making cookies forSanta Claushe’s my oh gee he should be everyone’sOGE let’s get cookin so I’m makingchocolate chip cookies and all the storehad was this big-ass bag of flour sothis is what we got to work with it’s alot of flour which means a lot ofcookies for Santa I’m gonna make surethat I’m not on the naughty list thisyear anyways so I’m gonna put two and1/4 cup of flour into this no Rumpleinto this mixing bowl right here I’m outof breath for absolutely no reason firstcup done and I have already made a messso who is surprised no one is the answerI’m gonna have a spoon of salt to thisbeautiful mixture cacao I am in factLightning McQueen if you didn’t knowalready that was stupidnow I put teaspoon of baking soda inwell that could have gone better nowbecause I really don’t care what I doI’m just gonna mix this with themeasuring spoon call me untraditionalbut hmm look now when I snap my fingersthere’s gonna be a different Bowl hereI’m magic did work so now I’m gonna put3/4 cup of this sugar and the brownsugar into this bowl that you cannot seetherefore the magic trick most likelydid not work and by just incompetent orapparently I open a bag of brown sugaror pay attention to my surroundings it’spacked brown sugar if I didn’t tell youthat already so right now the butter issoftening and the microwave you can hearthat noise behind me because I did notwant to let it sit out for hours I don’thave time for that and I won’t makethese Santa’s cookies now I’m gonna do ateaspoon of vanilla extract please don’tbe too much all right I got lucky withthat the butter is not done softeningand it’s really hot this plate is veryhotthankee holding it that was really sexy3 that fell in there whoo now it’s timeto beat it and 1 2 3 4now I’m gonna add my eggs that actuallypretty smoothly I might be winning todaynope I just pour that over the side overthe hole so definitely sabotage myselfby saying that nopeI was supposed to beat those in one at atime but I mean it’s just wrong withyour cookies though right like how badcould that have affected it really nowI’m going to slowly pour this in while Imix it and I’m sure you know how to makechocolate chip cookies but in caseyou’re still watching actually why areyou still watching I’m gonna mix therest of it in by hand because clearlyI’ve created quite the disaster what’swrong with meso I forgot to preheat the oven justadapt reheat it into 375 and now I’mgonna dump in this whole bagapparently here we go mazanik now westir beautiful[Music]she’s so pretty oh my gosh my baby Igave birth to it’s justI’m sorry I don’t know where I’m goingwith that just forget that up and do mea favor okay what I don’t know what I’mdoing and kind of just messing this up2,000 years later okaythese are all ready to go in the ovenand I’ll get back to you when I’m doneand they have failed you so they aredone I took them out of the oven like 10minutes ago maybe they’ve been coolingthe pan so a little bit hot and but I’mgonna let them cool any longer and I’myelling because I’m getting further andfurther away to cookies now they’re goodactually I’m actually very impressedwith the fact that I made chocolate chipcookies correctly this time I’veliterally never done that before so letme show you the cookies I don’t know ifyou can see those but they’re not halfbad which is odd for me I’ve got nothingelse to say this is a weird videoanyways byecity makes us feelin time[Music]