Making pancakes and talking about how sad I am

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me hiwelcome back I’m sorry um if you followme on Instagram on straight nose videosyou probably already know what thisvideo is because you saw the title butI’m going to be making pancakes andtalking about how sad I am /n story yeahanswering any questions you guys gave meon instagram so yeah I guess what I’mgonna show you is how I’m making thepancake since I have not done that yetso I don’t really like going by theinstructions that they put on the box soI just kind of do whatever the fuck Iwant because you may not know this butI’m a fucking pancake God so I’m gonnaput C I just like to put a littlehowever much I think powder I’m gonnause slush need and then I put water inuntil it feels like a good consistency Iguess I can start answering questionsnow I’m just adding water and mixing ittogether until I feel like it’s goodenough the first question I got is froma kid that rides my bus and I’m gonnaI’m gonna tell I’m saying whoever’sbecause I don’t get he doesn’t give afuckit’s names Marshall and he asked meabout my thoughts on potential mentor 3now I’m not gonna get political and Ihate to get all political I feel like alot of stuff that were being told aboutlike obviously there’s a bunch of newstuff happening a lot of stuff that werebeing told about a kind of shit that’salready been happening but like it’sjust public now or I mean it was alwayspublic but it’s like kind of unpopulartoo as popular knowledge now it’s Idon’t know it just doesn’t seem like newnews to me yes next question is fromMackenzie I love Mackenzie she’s myfucking god Mackenzie as if I could havelunch with anyone better alive who wouldit beI just I haven’t people ask if you wantto meet your celebrity like whoeverwhatever celebrity you like because Ifeel like like if I would actually likelike someone I like um the feelingeveryone fucking likes queen bitch orQueen obviously Freddie Mercury I likehis music whatever he’s made but I’m nota hundred percent sure I’d be like I’dwant to have like a dinner with him yahI mean like if someone gave me theopportunity to stay at home tonight anyRINO’s in my bedroom or go have a like anice lunch with or a nice dinner withFreddie Mercury I’m sure I’d rather stayin my bedroom we need to reduce like Ireally don’t care I’m probably like aclose friend you were like I’m not goingto name anyone else that I don’t know ifthey want to be named but just like myclose friends and I think we’re reachingand interesting a good consistency it’smy little secret ingredient I’m gonnatell you so it’s not gonna be a secretanymore add vanilla this is imitation ofEmma but vanilla flavoring it makes itsmell – and it makes it taste betterit’s just a little like oh it’s highfrom the bowl but like a little thatyeah that’s good mix that all up and nowwe need a pan pan time pan time Pantoneboom I read a little storage time I’mgonna stalk from the questions for fiveminutes I guess I did something reallystupid that I didn’t get caught for yetit’s hopefully not but I basicallydestroyed a computer in my fifth periodclass I fucking like I grabbed it and Ismashed it against the corner of thedesk and anything was gonna actuallyfuck it up but then it actuallyshattered the screen and shatter it itlike it broke the screen the LEDs so youknow that’s coolI took the computer from a teacher whois like fucking stupid I hate sayingthat cuz like whatever but like teachersactually fucking dumb but yeah I don’tthink I’m gonna get caught unlesssomeone reports this video I’ll answeranother question Sophie I love you youasked what’s my best dysphoria hoodiethis this is my dysphoria hoodie and I’mnot wearing I mean I’m wearing it todayexact a shit day but that’s not why I’mjust wearing this because it’s fuckingnice hoodie I’ve had it since likeseventh grade is it my cablegovernment’s hoodie I love it it’sincredible I love it oh I don’t knowwhat this person likes to be referred toas right now but they asked rememberrainbow pancakes and yesthis is my ex I don’t want to sayboyfriend or girlfriend because I don’tknow how they identified this is my exindividual lover um this is like like myfirst like a person I dated I guess umand I made them rainbow pancakes cuzyeah homosexuality I I like I rememberdoing that one night I had a cupcakecupcake tin and I put a little bit ofpancake batter in each one and I dyedthem each a different color the rainbowand I brought them in and then they atethem does that was really cool actuallyprobably I’m not gonna do that again cuzthat’s too much fucking work for thatwas really cool gonna spray the panusually I mess these up so let’s justpray that I don’t fuck it up so alrighthopefully this is a good pancake itlooks like it’s gonna be okay usuallythe first one is always kind of cooked alittle weird but you know just gonnapray that it’s goodMarshall asks again because I told himto spam the chat with questions um whyam i vegetarian I’m a vegetarian I’vebeen a vegetarian for 3 years now Ithink no it started in like January ofseventh grade now it’s January I’m asophomore I don’t know the math I don’tknow the math I think it’s three yearsfour years I don’t knowI started becoming a vegetarian becauseof moral reasons but there’s so manyother reasons now to be a vegetarian I’mkind of just a vegetarian because wellall the good reasons that’s obviouslywhy I started but it’s become so likesecond nature or first Nate whatever ahit’s become so so um it’s it’s become sothe sting reigned in my um brain thatlike it’s exactly the thought processwhether or not a you mean it’s honestlythat’s probably the reason I’m still avegetarian but morally I don’t thinkit’s exactly the best thing to be eatinganimals as well as uh you know kind ofkills the environment next question haveI ever been beaten up no I don’t think Ihave ever been beaten up but I don’tknow I’ve gotten like a few altercationsone time my friend John was like playingukulele in the lunchroom and some kidkept bothering him and I just likeone-upping straight slap them but itwasn’t really a fight I just slapped thekid and then walked away I don’t thinkI’ve ever gotten any like seriousphysical altercations with anotherperson but yeah I don’t know I’d bewilling to beat a bitch if I had to justnever have I think we’re getting abouttime to flip this pancake still looks alittle soft I’m gonna give it a minuteor so I really I feel like my hair Ifeel like I’m probably gonna I don’t Ican decide whether I wanna keep it shaveit or not I feel like part of me wantsto grow this kind of mohawk thing outthe part of me just wants to shave itall off again but I I miss my spikesyou’ve never seen my spikesI never saw my spikes in this meal Iused to do my fucking hair in the bigass spikes it’s time to flip it’s timeto flip Oh Peggy I don’t know what elseto say so I want to keep answeringquestions but I don’t have that manyleft in this video track it’s gonna belongerI’ve only even made literally onepancake right now it’s not even done yetshould I flip it like flip it try thatfuck I get it I did it I’m gonna do itagain I’m gonna do it again okay likecollapse on the floor so I think we’regoodhow I get one stuck this youngI also feel like that would be a mess Idon’t want to clean up I just waitedwith this fucking pancake to cook I’mjust gonna go ahead and answer the nextquestion what is the closest you havecame to fucking die what is the closestyou’ve came to fucking dying oh I’mgonna not include suicide attempts cuzthat feels dark and I don’t want thisvideo to go there um there was one timewhen I was in I believe like third gradeor something it’s really young and likeevery year around September almost everyyear my family like my family and thenmy entire extended family goes to NorthCarolina and like on vacation whateverand we were all at the beach one day andwe were like the only motherfuckers outthere cuz everyone else was not outbecause there was a yellow flag day andyou weren’t supposed to really swim Imean it was caution whatever all ourdumbasses are out there swimming cuzyeah me my mom and two of my cousinsone of which was my age the other waslike in her 20s got caught out at seaand couldn’t get back in like the rippedI don’t know if you know what a Riptideis but if you’re in the beach you’veprobably seen those posters but theripped tired had pulled us out and wecouldn’t get back in and then since wewere the only fucking idiots on thebeach the lifeguards literally parkedtheir truck right next to usthank God I don’t the fuck what happenedthen yeaha lifeguard had to come get me but youknow eight year old me was straight bythen I guess I was out at sea for like20 minutes without a floatation devicejust kind of swimming but yeah thispancake looks like it’s about done soI’m gonna put it on the plate I reallyneed to wash this sweatshirtafter this video because it is coveredin a lot of hair dye from when I’ve dyedmy hair purple haha linking descriptionand the next question is have I ever uhwait I’m Dyslexicah have you ever been arrested if nothave you ever came close um I gottathink about that one cuz I really feellike I have but I cannot think ofsomething right now I don’t know mysister’s came close to being arrested onmultiple occasions like I feel like mysister is like insane and likes to breakshit and then I’m just like really sadand then my brother is like a fuckinggoddamn robot and get straight A’s Idon’t think I have I don’t think I’veeververy close to being arrested but mysister I’ll give you two occasions shehas came incredibly close to beingarrested I think I have the video yeahI’ll show it if I have the video butthere there’s a clip of my sisterliterally putting putting a paperclipinto a wall socket and literally almostlike literally shored out the entireelectrical that entire side of theclassroom is electrical system and somebitch snitched on her and she got calledin to the administration office andbecause she didn’t lie the teacherdidn’t fucking call the policedepartment the principal at the timesaid that if she had told not told thetruth that they probably would have gonethe fire department down there and likefucking had a conversation with her Idon’t know that’s close to beingarrested but second time pretty seriousum my sister made a fake account for ourvice-principal and um basically just ashit ton of slander there were fifteenor sixteen ish teachers that I couldhave legally pressed charges if theychoose to but our Vice Principals thefucking G and didn’t tell any of themthat the count existed so they don’teven know so I guess we’re in the clearunless some of the teachers find out inone of whose charges yeah I think thisnext pancake is ready to be flippedbecause I so if I fuck this up thepancake is like over fuck I think Ifucked it up oh it’s on the ground ohthat was a good pancake fuck I guesswe’re on to pancake number three allright that’s the last question I hadexcept for a marshal also like to liketo put on this thanks marshal yeahthat’s about it I don’t know what elseto say I guess I can keep talking aboutstupid bullshit I don’t know I feel likeno one fucking watches these videosunless you like know me personally orlike you’re bored and you move scrollingthrough Instagram and you see my spamand you see the post about my shit andthen you click on it and you’re likeokay this is like kind of a not usefulway of my time but I’ll keep watching itum but if you actually genuinely careat all um if there’s something somethingstupid you want to see me do I’ll do itI don’t careediting these videos is very funI don’t edit videos a lot becausethere’s not really any videos I need toedit but I just fucking made that hairdye video because why not and I actuallyreally really enjoyed the process ofediting it so I really want to keepdoing that but I don’t know what to editbecause yeah so if you there’s somethingyou want to see me fucking do that I’lldo it I don’t careand I think this pancake is ready for afootyou’re not gonna flip it in the airbecause I want to fuck it up because Iactually want to eat some of thesefucking pancakes I’m hungry as fuck thisvideos like 20 minutes long honestly Ithink it can end right now but I don’twant to because I’ve made two pancakesand I said this video I was makingpancakesbut I also think you guys don’t care soI’m probably just gonna end it so thankyou for watching I appreciate you andand you watching my video see ya