Two dumb girls in overalls make cookies(out of body experience)

hello today we’re going to make
chocolate chip cookies where anything is
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wait hi guys welcome to Lila’s Channel
I’m Audrey and today we’re gonna be
doing a cooking show I mean err but you
know what one girl who was like the
real-life Barbie or whatever her name is
I think I’ve heard about so in the end
she’s like I almost drink the butter if
you were all and
right flag it away he’s gonna Michael
okay
today first we’re gonna start now we
have a half cup of white sugar
oh I stepped on a dog okay oh hey the
butter maybe should have melted that
later but oh well just right this is
white sugar then yes it is eggs are in
the fridge baking soda
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it also looks like okay 1/2 cup white
sugar 1/4 cup packed light experience
the full Lila feed our faces we did that
okay
beat the cream bugger with this so we
add the sugars do this like all the
sugars ways enthralling brown sugar
there’s white sugar and
shut up okay so let’s get the sugars and
then we’re gonna need vanilla in the egg
it’s white like me wholesome like me
write down in the comments below what
smiler this waitthat’s would be 1/2 wait
what did you use I use 1/4 then just do
another force oh yeah I wasn’t really
good math that’s why I’m not majoring
and I’m in beginning algebra
it’s like beginning algebra that’s ok
that’s gonna be me to it really cuz I
took the math test and they were like I
know I painted fault like I was like
where is the test as I mean like here’s
the thing as I’m bad like can you just
like assume I’m bad and like get over if
I really work we got tests we run bad
mmm one time I I was at work and this
kid handed me like a $20 bill and
accidentally put it as they gave me a $5
bill and they give you the change like
on the computer and it was wrong I had
to figure out what it like a little kid
had to tell me cuz I was freaking out
and my brain was just like okay you got
to figure this out and my brain was
thinking about that it wasn’t thinking
about the equation yeah it sucked
I get that sometimes I’m done me too
okay so you want to grab the one
tablespoon of vanilla and then put an
egg in here while I’m mixing horse
let me tell you I just made a smoothie
recipe I was just telling islanded I
made a smoothie recipe and I just threw
a bunch of stuffed into the blender and
it turned out pretty good
it was a blend of like pineapple mango
coconut and strawberry and it also had
milk orange juice
guava juice and a little dash and it
interned at what 3 like meet you now
no I just made that because I felt like
a bunch of stuff together and it
actually turned out fantastic as most of
my smoothies and my family have like
protein in it and that’s kind of gross
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my smoothie was protein free and vanilla
not free and no meat no no me meat free
fish free almost vegan but it had milk
but it had almond milk but it also had
like half real milk until I didn’t like
it I know you keep liking it like that
but how many times it said you like okay
whatever now we wanna add the flour
which is 11 we’ll do this
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gosh when cheer the words I am I can I
can agree with that
I your what okay with the baking soda
and salt so we need to get one cup salt
one continent no no the joke don’t
actually put one cup salt 1/4 teaspoon
of salt
are we not already using salted butter
what are we using salted butter no what
did I what I just made something add
salt
cookies I made cookies Wow I think I was
learned four loud no no no not this hold
on 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon
anyways I made cookies and they were
fantastic they looked great let me show
them to you but actually they tasted
awful
they were salty I don’t think they’re
supposed to be salty okay here look at
look they were rainbow oh yeah that’s
what I made so I had to off it with umm
offset the salt flavor with I’ll just
put a bunch of frosting on it it still
tasted salty I love that okay what does
it say next wind
Colome Wang I am a delight to be around
flour baking soda and salt mix until
crumbles form I just use that no no I
this allow me now you’ll want to beat
that until it’s about the consistency of
the slab I got that joke from Studio C
don’t quote me on that will be a coffee
writing I’ll be so funny well who missed
the court what I really tried to go to
court because we’re two terrible people
goldfish and cookies why does it smell
like play-doh like smell it it doesn’t
smell like play-doh
you know Michaels never even played over
never eat play-doh tasted it before it
tastes salty I think he likes my
prettiest like why am your beard like
these are or just stick that in the oven
there you go
neither have I want to yes I had this
out-of-body experience can you okay wait
wait wait you gotta edit this part out
and then you got
be like we got to make it dramatic okay
so pretend that you just like experience
this out-of-body experience whoa whoa
that’s crazy man what did you say
the ghost name was Veronica what’s my
house Louise just possessed lilah when
you’re haunted by a drag queen hashtag
relatable I can tell you right now this
happens at my house all the time
wait if I eat it even gonna die no have
you never eaten cookie dough uh-huh
you only like get salmonella poisoning
if you like eat the whole thing really
you have to eat a lot yep Seminole
poisoned yeah mom never let me eat as a
kid shade by your friend Shea at my mom
oh yeah why you fronting at my mom I
know she’s the one I used him over just
aid she has a lovely mom I’m sure that’s
what you say to her done scrumptious I
don’t know any Christmas yeah add the
chocolate chips and incorporate with
your hands I think we’re just out of
certain melted chocolate too
all of them that is our certain amount
I think we’re subsided three or four
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you were right talking to the cookie oh
sorry
no homo yeah like we basically shortbed
think this is so fine just talking about
that yesterday let me help with my
parents they’re like we were watching
this British reality no game show called
who’s the hotter half and it’s like
judges couples on which one’s hotter and
um my mom was like well it it’s based on
like how many girls want to date the guy
and how many guys want to date the girls
but like shouldn’t it be like both
parties yeah yeah and then me and my dad
were like the guys would never say they
date the other guy the girls would just
be like yes I date her so yeah yeah yeah
and then the guys would just be like no
girl no no yeah
and mom was like no is that so okay
she’s not Western know that it would be
of salmonella poisoning before maybe
trailer I’ve done that so many to make
that with Louise yes oh do you guys want
to see Louise she’s a good person she’s
a good person
she’s but you won’t put anything else in
this like weird or he wants to talk with
chips and be safe she’s a sassy queen
that don’t need no tour so she’s ready
to take on the world
that’s her hair that’s her skirt those
are her legs I made this while I was at
home clearly possessed me just like no I
mean like what if you don’t want the
pretzels with the cookies exactly oh so
cut the cookie dough in half okay
so oh you you can’t eat chocolate you’re
gonna die 12 large balls sixth-grade
today but not today not on camera I’m
just gonna put a bunch into one have you
seen Indiana Jones yes first ones good I
don’t like the second one I’ve heard the
sequels are bad but it’s like he goes
into a temple and then like there’s
human sacrifices and then like he gets
brainwashed is this like the story of my
life because I’d be concerned oh my gosh
what the heck look at that
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okay can you add me name like Mary no I
can’t they’re gonna be lying about this
yesterday though it’s because I can’t do
silence so I feel like like I just can’t
I will never be in like a solid
relationship it’s because I always want
me talking me too
like most like some people like I really
like just quiet I can’t do quiet
quiet wanna be quiet like I got like
like guys I’ll be like flirting with
them they’ll be like I’m gonna be quiet
I want this edgy silence what if the
pretzels get overcooked
well maybe bad happen no but like that
might not taste great what are we making
three it’s fine we’re gonna get another
thing how long’s it say to cook it for
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your floor is slippery
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this is a sour octopus I’m gonna put it
on one of the cookies what smells are
gonna come from the oven you just like
put a raw egg on to it it’s family
cookies oh my god me so we should have
like cookie roulette where we like hide
stuff in the cookies oh my gosh would
you like help my parents try one no
weird one I’m so done okay soon we
should watch okay so there’s this brass
movie from when I was younger
yes okay just look really it’s like a
sleepover movie but it’s actually like
genuinely scary like it got banned from
a lot of places we just only watch it
it’s on YouTube but like they go to this
girl’s house right and they tell like
scary stories
mmm not at the end you learn like all
the stories were kind of like real and
like they’re trapped at the house and
then like it’s really scary
I mean one’s a carnival one where it’s
like all the girls turn into monsters
there’s one more like a girl’s
reflection comes out of the mirror and
literally taunts her in life scares her
and then she’s stuck in your world
before I marry yeah it’s really scary
it’s Amy Poehler that’s kind of weird
she was all the movie we were watching
you guys so we have gummy gummy just
like a single tentacle and veggie straws
Doritos oh we actually ate you a bowl
I’ll get you put it inside the cookie so
nothing suspicious hat is about it my
sister’s coming back from camp today I
could give this to her no shenanigans
whatsoever what if these actually turn
out to be like really good did you know
that chocolate chips chocolate chip
cookies were made because of an accident
like the lady who was making them didn’t
mean for them to be made so like we
could be the next like Nestle ladies
that don’t know what they’re doing
most pumpkinseed us for one
watching me from like Halloween circa
2001 okay well that’s good we have one
last one I think we should just like
make that the one good one
like in roulette you know there are six
like ice bullets you know that the jelly
bean challenge before you try the
different make Lego hold a well of honey
wait isn’t that gonna like caramelize
though so sweet
that’s actually gonna be good then maybe
I don’t know what I’m talking about
we’re excited to see how this goes this
is us waiting us waiting you won’t stop
and clean we’re gonna come back on with