Trying to bake cookies WITHOUT A RECEPE!

so it was Phil’s birthday a few days agoand he made a cake without a recipe soI’m gonna make cookies without recipe soit’s not totally copied because likethat would be a bit rude my hair isn’twashed but it’s really offensive yoursfunny before trust me so I’ve madecookies like a million times before I’mwashing my hair tomorrow today by theway so I made cookies a million timesbefore because I’m a professional chefso I know basically what goes into themalways use a recipe because my brainspretty big so I wouldn’t even know howto do that but this time there’s norecipe and that’s the fun of it god Ishould have watched my hair like nowshould I just wash it be quiet no thisis authenticthis isn’t gross it’s authentic I wasn’tright have once a week and that’s ondepression I’m going to separate theyolk and the white because that’s gonnamake it more fluffy and that’s good sothe first thing you do is mix the butterand the flour no it’s a trick see thisis gonna be a series it’s called cookingwith Natasha and you may be thinking wowthat sounds really familiar I think I’veheard that somewhere beforeand Shh cuz I actually had a CookingChannel no I haven’t I had the channelwhen I was a kid and I made cookingvideos but they weren’t really cookingvideos they were just me makesincrements a bit of chocolate andCoolangatta meal so there’s the butter Ithink that’s done I think I can eat thatbecause that’s what passed me would doprobably now you get a whisker andblender these are still a bit wet suitslike an eggI won’t get electrocuted because Godknows it’s not time for my suffering toend yet so I guess you mix that allright put the butter back in because andyou might be thinking that’s disgustingbut egg you’re not gonna eat it so whydo you care and B it’s gonna bake sortof bacterial like bake away anyway so Idon’t know you need to wash your handsthere’s probably like a reason and I’msomething really stupid like oh good I’mstanding on sugar so I think what you dois you use the creaming method which mysister told me about was like after Idid this so that was stupid she shouldhave told me beforemaybe I should melt it oh no but thenthe sugar will caramelize once it sorryI did something that I think we needmore sugar but that’s probably justbecause I spilt it all you eat it wellthis is not workingit just looks stupid I don’t havepatience this just looks like mashedpotatoes with salty grains I don’t knowwhy I’m doing this in person so if weadd a little bit of lick because if youadd liquid to thinks it makes it easierto mix shush I already poured some in itsmells like alcoholfair enough neighbor gonna get drunklove these cookies did you know that Iwas an accident I wasn’t actuallymünster like exist tell was my sister somy parents are just a bit Tommy themdon’t really think it for this day nowthis is what they have one stupid girljust just punching the butter andputting the hair into itgreat good comment down below if this isfine because I said I’m really good atthis which I mean now I’m probably fromrethinking this and I don’t think Icould really do it because it gets anextra step and my fingers is already badenough but I think we need one egg rightI mean Phil put Priya I’m gonna separatethe yolk from the other thing the whitestuff just vibingthere’s no close ups guys I know youreally wanted that you really care butreally you’re not missing much it’s justthis I’m gonna whisk it until it hassoft peaksso you know it’s done when it doesn’tfall down that was a most risky thingI’ve ever done which means I don’treally do a little risky things in mylife now I mix in de yolk with themixture I have you can’t see me doingthis but I’m gonna explain theexperienced it looks a bit like vomit itlooks like you like took a few chickens- just blended them upHowie stir it you know I’m gonna mix ituntil it’s nice and then I’m going tocome back not like you want me back thismay have a few eggs left but I’m gonnafilm this because it’s exciting so I’mgonna try this again because I don’tlearn from my mistakes fold it and foldit in for the end fold in so it’s notreally folding it’s just mixing becauseI’m lazy it kind of looks like my dog’svomit you know when you love books andthis is the finished dish eat up now thesecond part is all the dry things likemy social life my jokes I crack underpressure all right I’m not gonna sift inthe flour because that’s too much effortso I’m just gonna see cuz I I separatethem the yolks and the whites cuz that’sfun but I’m not gonna sift the flourbecause that’s just too much oh I have agreat idea this is where against Maxineand spicy no good for you I’m not addingspices I’m gonna add some coconutshreddies so they’re like coconutbiscuitsthis video has taken another level I’mgonna have a run huge on oh this is abad angle you might as well see my faceyou really don’t want to see my faceit looks very very dry but at the sametime it doesn’t look dry enough well Idon’t know it looks like something thatyou put in the oven on it with Foreman’sjust some kind of big thing do you meanit looks edible so how are you guystodaycomment down below if you have the crewvirus I’m gonna name my child Karinabecause that’s kind of funny mommy whydid you call me after a virus and I’llbe like because you were an accidentokay I think it is done I don’t reallythink it’s done I’m just I’m just donewe’re gonna move to the place where I’mgonna fall my cookies and you’re gonnasee that you really want to this is likea really good angle it’s really not it’slike below average this is alreadydraining enough and I don’t know madethese I don’t know why I made this videoit’s stupid I’m not even posting it soI’ve just wasted my timeand I don’t even want to make cookiesand this isn’t fun and my sisters justgetting annoyed and she’s having to shopand I don’t like this I like what Iactually want to cry I’m gonna put themin the oven nowso come come with me come child comecome to the ovenbroken hi I can’t see myself thoughhonestly that’s better for my mentalhealth eight four sixI don’t regret making this at all I’mhaving so much fun I’m not sad so hereare the cookies how many times do I tellyou have to open it they look like theyhave tumors that’s good okay so we’regonna do the toothpick test see ifthey’re raw oops a yard and I don’t carelike I’m not putting them back in therewhen they cool down they’re gonna be abit harder just like when guys see methen my my sister will taste test themand tell all you thousands of people whoare watching this all the millions fansI have they look like Schumer’s thoughsojust put them in your tits and say yourbreast cancer now I have to wash up I’msuch a lazy like I have towash up guys puberty no I’m not okaythese are moshi monsters in Minecraftapparently they’re roar and fight no notraw fine they’re not raw I’m getting sodefensive they’re not raw uh she spitthem out so that that’s your rating mysister’s fit them into the bin that’syour rating that’s your rating she spitthem out she doesn’t wanna getsalmonella fair enough you it’s not your fault I’ve neverbeen what anger that’s not truesubscribe because that was bad don’teven dont you watch any of my videoslike block me but subscribe it’s notpossible it should be so I can boost myego okaythe final reviews that it feels like anacid attack in your mouth so though youwere I will lose videos retirementswrong so I’m just gonna sit here insilence for 20 seconds and I mean youclick off I I just need to do what Ihave to do this isn’t you and monetizedI know why I’m doing thisI can’t think of anything funny to saysurvive