making cookies (ft. an idiot)

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and so now it’s Saturday upload this
video and I’m making it like a couple
hours before I should be uploading it so
we’re just gonna do something easy we’re
gonna make cookies cause guess what
it’s sweater weather which means it’s
fall which means it’s spooky season
which means pumpkin cookie time so let’s
start off with the directions dude it
gives me a mask hold on I need to cut
this out these people are so generous to
give me a mask my cats looking at me
weird but you know it’s old me didn’t
cut this out with like parent parental
okay hold on there we go
okay so I haven’t asked all so I made a
bet with my dad
per usual um if I can keep the kitchen
looking like this or clean it up after
so it looks like that when I’m done I
get two bucks so you know that seems
like a good deal to me and it’s pretty
easy considering I’m a woman and I my
job is to cook and clean I am sexist
against my own gender but it’s a joke so
don’t take it seriously
I haven’t learned read the instructions
yet I got preoccupied do not eat raw
cookie dough
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I see no problem okay I have to preheat
the oven to 350 I know you watch me
preheat so
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so it’s preheated there’s still my
mom is
so I kind of cut off the directions
trying to get my mask so we’re just
gonna have to assume what this says uh
pull ah two-e-and inch place two inches
apart and it can anybody tell me to put
on a pan either so technically I could
put it on like a paper plate okay yep
that that smells like butter fine
can you you’re literally on top of like
three pans props up on a candle like and
you’re on the corner I really wish you
could take a picture of this but I can’t
so you’re just gonna have to trust me
when I say that I should be one of those
rock stackers that are really good at
stacking rocks and like the middle of a
ravine
but you know I’m not Asian so I get
how’s your life my life has been pretty
good I don’t really talk about I’m just
kind of putting cookie dough school
education people snakes
I was on my computer yesterday I was on
FaceTime with somebody and so I found
that I had a new subscriber and so I
checked out their channel and let me
just say it’s the meanest person how
they said we’re watching their videos
for like an hour straight they they were
amazing it was a work of art this was
their channel you know I feel like I
have to shout them out because honestly
it’s just amazing amazing content I love
it so much it was amazing we had a great
time watching them
I still so what I’ll do I’ll charge it
until it’s preheated
and then I’ll be like an epic transition
into it
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so I’m back
and the oven is preheated and while I
was gone I realized oh my god if I had
uploaded this video yesterday
it would have been Friday the 13th on a
full moon making Halloween cookies I’m
not happy I decided to take a nap
instead so it is back late
polygamists believe
believe me 10 to 12 minutes means I do
11 minutes
I’m feeling that people don’t really
like my videos anymore because they’re
not very entertaining because I don’t
really know what to talk about anymore I
mean the area 51 rate is in literally a
week so that’s great I mean I just hike
we’re gonna get our aliens and half the
populations give me a killed but that is
besides the point
homecoming is coming up that’s gonna be
interesting I’m not expecting spider-man
to come up or anything but you know I
haven’t made any new friends yet
I mean there’s like a new kid and my eel
a table that I’m kind of friends with
yeah I’m not a lot of new friends by not
good at making friends probably because
I’m not really likable I’m really boring
and quiet if you don’t know me but if
you know me and I’m your friend you know
that I give absolutely crackhead energy
i just opened something with my foot I’m
gonna check out this song he’s doing
okay though I feel like I should
probably quit you dude
I only have one person that actually
like enjoys my videos which is Sam Sammy
thank you for liking them and stuff I
mean they’re really bad but you know
that’s do you guys know I’m scared of
butterflies it’s like the stupidest
thing I have a phobia of butterflies I
can’t look at a picture of a butterfly I
can’t look at a butterfly in real life
if one flies by me I will scream I will
jump but I will run away I have one
minute left until these are done but I
feel like they’re not gonna be done I
didn’t know visco girls were a real
thing like they’re a real thing like
people will walk down the hallway and
say and I don’t mean it kind of makes me
want to die
did I really just do that
I just inhaled my spit can you guess
what’s done but probably not done I I
made cookies
I literally didn’t mess up anything
which if I did mess something up out of
box made cookies that you just place on
a pan and put on the oven that would be
pretty impressive but I didn’t and now I
have cookies I’m gonna do what you
probably shouldn’t do with cookies that
just came out of the oven and I’m going
to put them on a plate by touching them
not the best idea but okay
oh well that’s great
maybe I messed up a little bit what the
is this
can i I did it I made coaches and it
honestly feels like fall so this is like
the cutest thing I’ve ever seen probably
the question okay now time for like a
taste test you know what I’m saying
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you didn’t see that you did good
I’ll take the one hundreds thank you
that’s the end of the video I made the
cookies I cleaned the kitchen I got two
dollars and I didn’t burn down the house
that’s it that’s the video I don’t know
what I’m doing and so yeah I’m just
gonna go so y’all y’all are you know
ready y’all are a bunch of B halls up