Making Cookies For The First Time – Mukbang

all right so we’re gonna make a cookiesthat’s stuffed me let’s start off withalready made cookie mix first of all weneed 1 tablespoon of waterokay so a 1 stick half a stick actuallyor 1/4 cup of butter not melted well thefuck I’m gonna have to melt it cuz howam I gonna mix it so let’s see how I’mgonna do thisis there another alternative that’s theslide okay first of all I’m gonna need acontainerokay well I guess we’re gonna use this[Music]just a cookie mix so far okay well Ihave the butter in the refrigerator so Idon’t know how I’m going to do this okayso long to be about four tablespoons itis half okay it says not to melt it butI’m gonna melt it because I am NOT gonnabe able to mix hard refrigerated butterso let’s go ahead and melt it 1 1 2 3[Music]closes completely follow but I have noother way to soften up and mixing itwith the knife is coming out about rightit’s nothing[Music]it’s not the cap but it’s enough to trapit oh did I mention I’m not a good Bakeryou know or softened should I say I knowso I’m going to go ahead and pour thisin my mixyeah all right so it looks like this nowI didn’t add my tablespoon of water justyet so much water so I’m gonna go aheadand mix this first and then maybe throwin the water right there on the waterand then mix it I don’t know I guessI’ll throw into water so I just realizedI don’t have any measuring cups so I’mgonna use a spoon to measure out withwhat I assume is one cup I mean probablyI know it’s gonna be like doublechocolate-chip rather than a vanillakind of a battleshipwhat is it competitive vanilla vanillaand chocolate chip because a regularcookie is from that life right becauseyou feel vanilla flavoring in it I knowthis looks disgusting I’m gonna make onebig cookieget the ingredients out of the trashokay heat oven did that dropped Ohrounded tablespoon by edge bake – I needa pan wash my hands because I’m cleanlike that okay so this kind of lookscute as shit and I think I want to makeuse this use this it’s fine right I meanI butter this up says it’s a nonstickpan but I don’t believe itso I’m gonna butter up each little ringdo you guys also do this by your guys’sfinger like this cuz apparently ideal Imean of course they have that nonstickspraybut wait fancy like that okaywe put butter on our finger and rub itaroundand if it works it works if it doesn’tthen at least we were humble enough totry these are gonna be some fat cookiesokaytwo four six eight ten twelve okay andhow much does this make makes twelve allright so this is the difficult part okayso it saysshe’sthat’s about a teaspoon rightso maybe that’s a cheese manI don’t know don’t make cookies oftenjust if it fills up the little hole itfeels a little hole there’s 12 of themso I tried making brownies the other dayand that was a complete fail should Irecorded that one I mean I did post iton my Instagram story and everybody sawmy failure at life but that’s okay butshit happensnot everybody can be a Rachael RayMartha Stewartwhere’s new photography[Music]okay that looks like pretty good allright so they look awesome ice fuck lookat nice and filled up but don’t worryabout[Music]and now we wait8 minutes 9 minutes actually new minutesand 58 seconds 9 minutes oh my god okayI accidentally put nine hours so let’sstop that okaythat’s counsel and stupid me stupid meokay well it’s technically been like twominutes husband but it put seven minutes[Music]so I don’t know what to do with my lifefor the next six minutes seven minutesalmost eight hours what’s going to bethose cookies would have been burnt justa little bit hmm what can I do what canI doalright so the timer went off but Ilooked at them and they kind of stilldon’t look like they’re done but I guessI’m gonna pull them out and let themcool I don’t know I don’t make cookieson a fucking muffin sheet I just thoughtit would be cute and there’ll be actualcircles circles so let’s see I guess I’mjust gonna pull them out yeahI’m touching them as we speak as I speakand I mean they’re like gooeyI think I’m gonna put them back againwas like the remaining heat that’slocked in here and see what happensdo you see that fucking flybeep it’s a houseall right so I’ve put them in thefreezers – that fucking flies testing meas I was saying before I got Broglieinterrupted I put them in the freezer sothey can cool a little bit faster sohopefully that works a complete failclearly I’m not a fucking Baker clearlybecause the top part of them cooked andso I thought they were done I placedthem in the freezer and I mean yeah likeI said the top parts done I tried eatingand thinking it was gonna be all readyand this so let’s act like that didn’thappen and I’m gonna go ahead and putthem in the toaster oven and see if theyfucking work because you know what ifthey don’t work I’m gonna throw thesebitches outside for the dogs to eatbitchso they were undercooked and now they’reovercookedI can never fucking win but can neverfucking win I don’t know how to bake forshit I know how to cook but I don’t knowhow to bake what the fuck if I could eatmy own ass I’d rather eat my own assthen heat these fucking cookiesso I put them in this cookie sheetthinking I was gonna get a perfectcircle’swith these hey ease up but like what thefuck I got crumbs it seems like don’thire me to bake for you because this iswhat you’re gonna getI can’t I I can cook very amazing butwhen it comes to baking I cannot thinkclearly great so as you’ve seen that wasa complete failI guess it is what it is cookies will becookies just a little bit of a burnttasteI mean that’s the worstmy Wizard of Oz cup just like The Wizardof Oz you guys seen the Wizard of Oz Iknow that’s a silly question becausealmost everybody’s probably seeing theWizard of Oz but you never know somepeople probably have it like for examplewhat have I not seen that everybody elsesaw huh okay I haven’t seen all the StarWars movies I want to but I haven’t seenthem allhave you guys seen them all I haven’teven seen the new ones the new onesdon’t they don’t really interest me Ireally like the classics of everythingso more so like the older movies areprobably a little bit more you knowappealing even though the graphicsaren’t like the best but I don’t know Iprefer like classic films and thingslike that I really don’t even want toeat these because everythingI’m so sad then come out the way Iwanted them to I mean okay they’re nothorribleit tastes like regular cookies so youdon’t even taste part they don’t but Imean I put them in the little cupcakecontainer things just so they can belike perfect circles but Italy didn’thold done little bite-sized thingsthough but whatever it is what it isdid you guys watch my Pete burns makeuptutorial just yet well it’s more soinspired by his look of course his is somuch more better I guess mine is morelike wearable like on a daily basis it’sof course it’s extreme but this is likedefinitely more pulled back more blownout I think I’m just kind of likesuggesting maybe his is a little bitmore like dramatic because he has likeno hair right here so it’s just like hecan pull it back a little bit furthermaybe that’s probably I’m just givingmyself like that benefit of the doubt ofmaybe possibly but who knows hopefullyit came out well hopefully I did himjustice because I’m a huge huge Peteburns fan not really fan but I found Iguess but I mean I do look up to him asinspiration and everything that I dolike modern-day people don’t really Idon’t find much interest in them likethey don’t really kind of give offanything that’s new everything’s kind oflike repetitive to what I’ve alreadyseen before like in the 80s 70s andeverything of that like I haven’t reallyseen anything like new and I’ve justI’ve always been a huge fan of things inthe 70s the 80s some in the 90s notreally anything in the 2000s because Ifeel like everything in the 2000s iskind of like been there done that typething there’s some people out there thatare doing their thing and they’re doingit very well I’m not trying to discreditanybody for doing whatever they’re doingbut I don’t know Pete is just one ofthose people to me that I’ve grown thisaI went to that I’ve you know got alittle bit of my style kind of not fromhim but it got like a lot of justinspiration from him I don’t know I’mjust digging myself in a hole I guessbut I don’t knowI think I’m gonna start doing these liketutorials and then like a mukbang afterso it’s like two videos like I got topost two videos so you guys get to seedouble with me but you know so I don’tknow if I should have like a scheduledday though like when I posed when Idon’t post only because I don’t want tolike promise anything and then you guysare kind of expecting it for examplelike say I’m gonna be posting everyTuesday or something and would have bythe off-chance Tuesday I just completelyforget or I just don’t do it orsomething but yeah so I just want tokeep throwing as much videos as I canout there as much as possible just soyou guys can see you know more of me geta little bit to know me a little bit soyou guys can start asking me questionsso I can start getting like q and A’s sothat would be kind of funso I was telling my friend howdisappointed I am on these fuckingcookiesno one’s like fuck it it is what it isand she was like I can literally hearyou sing that because I say that a lotlike when shit happens or things don’tgo on my favor I’m just like what it iswhat it is because I mean there’snothing you can do I mean of course youcan go out and get more cookie mix andmake more cookies again but at the endof the day if you don’t know how to bakethen you’re gonna get the same results Idon’t know how to cook but I can’t bakeor shit oh it’s not yeahwell I know and I’m abandoned you kindof eat all the food I’m definitely gonnasave these cookies for my family to eatbecause they’re just so delicious I haveto let everybody else try them so I’lleat this last oneand save the restokay maybe I’ll have one more[Music]do you guys ever eat you guys it’scookies with milk or juice or water orair or dirt do you guys eat your cookieswith Wowsince this video didn’t go out asplanned I’m gonna go ahead and cut thisshort so thank you for watching me makea fool out of myself showing you guysthat I can’t bake but I will do acooking a video and show you guys howwhile I can cook okay well thank you forwatching