How to bake cookies! (Just kidding I don’t know how :)

hi guys welcome back to my channel and
today I’m gonna think now I know you’re
all thinking this is stupid
so hear me out it
I have no baking skills but the one
thing is they’re good and I’m also gonna
surprise my parents at the same time
because they’ve been working really hard
and they deserve it so let’s get started
okay
so the first thing we have to get our
ingredients which I guess starts with
flour baking powder now where’s the
butter eggs vanilla extract
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frosting Oh
so the first thing that instructions
told me was to light it up it’s at 350
so I guess I’ll get going but kind of
skier because if I burn my hands I’m
gonna die but I guess I’ll go oh it says
for me to put 2 cups of flour that’s 2
teaspoons of baking powder
that’s not baking powder
oh oh it’s so perfectly aligned
– 1 tsp salt is only salty I’m done now
2/3 of butter
I mean um I’m not snorting flour leave
me alone I just want to put it out there
mom that was a joke mom and dad that was
a joke
I do not snore flower this is the flower
I’m not snorting cocaine let’s all calm
down
don’t hit me after you watch this eat
I’m out 2/3 of sugar that’s a lot two
eggs
why don’t have teaspoons of vanilla
extract but instead I’m just going to do
two of one and a half which is
equivalent to one whatever each okay so
I’m currently all over the place so I
thought it’s time to bring up big guns I
won’t put out there that if I burn down
my house I blame the Internet okay so
after this big machine decided to you
know electrocute me or try to I was like
you know what I don’t think I want to
die today so I just hands turned the
rest of the way it was going pretty
great but then you see this huge pause
it makes it look like I was literally
like frozen the video isn’t frozen it’s
me freezing in real life I’m just gotten
advanced people and you know this that
advanced no I’m good
used wax paper lightly dusted with
condensation sugar okay I got this
so me being the good child of hazy Siam
love you Jesus I just started putting
everything away but that’s also because
I didn’t want to get beaten by my mother
I also didn’t want to die today so you
know that was pretty great on my part
but yeah you can just enjoy me cleaning
it’ll be really satisfying that won’t
after this I just started putting down
the chunky peanut butter looking cookie
dough and I just started making the bull
the form of it I guess that’s what they
would call it but that’s kind of what I
did I kind of struggled with that one
but you know don’t mind me
so I know you’re all really confused as
to what I did and what I did was I split
the cooking in half and put a Nutella in
it because I wanted it to be this big
white cookie with that goodness drop of
Nutella in it and you know be a
professional Baker I forgot I’m not a
professional Baker and don’t worry
you’ll see soon don’t skip ahead because
you’re gonna ruin it for yourself you’ll
see soon I finished making my cookies
and this was the result you can’t
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no I’m gonna force my Familia to eat it
let’s go
so I try to convince my brother with
everything all of my power I mean like I
even offered to pay him and I told him
bro state there’s no pool but he clearly
we better look on his face he was like
oh my god she’s gonna be like disgusting
I want to know who was about to try it
but then he reminded himself that this
is for sick people and that he could die
look just just wait for it look at his
face do you see how that hurt my hurt
just what’s the sound I make now the
next victim of my hero cookies was my
mother and just watch what she says she
says what did you make them with cow
poop donkey poop and horse poop
everything you need to make to make a
perfect cookie right mom and watch as
she when she tries it just watch
that face of pure disgust broke my heart
for days and I gave up all my cooking
dreams
I play the oven
let me give you some background about my
dad so he’s never full so just wait for
one of the next thing he says in five
four three
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eat the rest of the cookie I was
infuriated with the Seban but I mean you
can’t blame him if I had to die and if I
could be saved by eating a cookie I
would die but I was gonna come back and
get my revenge for the next day I made
these cookies now they’re not the best I
know but they’re very much a step up
from the cow poop cookies I did so I
guess I came out good in a way somehow
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anyways thank you so much for watching
this video I hope you had a good time
subscribe that’s billion so thanks so
much and I’ll see you next week bye
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