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so I’m out here thinking to myself whileI’m at home bored jobless what could Ipossibly do to occupy my time and Ithought I probably should just make somecookies so that’s what we’re gonna go dogod I hope that didn’t look creepy[Music]all right so we’re going to pin I nineten store yeah Walmart Target etc alltoo expensive we are gonna buy thefinest ingredients on planet Earth onlyfound at then that nine cents store sohow do we make funny original content onthe internet at the same time whiledriving I don’t know I’m just talking tomyself at this point with the camerapointing at me I’m gonna buy some traveltrips persons driving next to me socialanxiety over my camera in the car don’tcare don’t even look at me pleasesocial anxiety[Music]taking the right turn to the 99-centstorearound our word today to go to the 99cents only stores in California notgonna take my camera in the store cuzI’m full of social anxiety got some ofthat to do today oh yeah righthere in this parking spacewell now Cringer this is gonna look ok Iwill see you when I get back from insidethe store I might from a little bit onmy other phoneat this point Shawn realized that itcould sneekly record in the store withno one being the wiser by putting hisphone in his shirt pocket little did heknow that what he recorded would laterbe vertical video or in other wordssomething completely uselessjust like his college degree justkidding stay in school and do drugs Imean don’t do themdon’t do them unless the your friendsare watching just kidding FBI don’tplease read please don’t arrest meflip flip u-turn u-turn you do a flipturn do a flip II u-turn they just haveto like get out the anxiety over the dayand then you can feel good then you canfeel like you do thingsoh god this person’s looking at meplease don’t look at me while I’mrecording hi this side now I don’t knowwhat the point of changing hands is justto see if I can film it record at thesame time multitasking multitaskingmultitasking multi tasting I multitastes[Music]we’re almost home we’re gonna commencethe cookie cuttingcooking dudududududududu so as you cansee I brought my friends homeshould I do like a montage of turningoff the carhow much extra work would that be thoughby the way don’t ever let anybody tellyou that baking is hard becauserealistically it’s just mixing a bunchof wet with dry like making concrete ifyou’ve never made concrete beforewelcome to the club honey we’re all apart of it I don’t know what I’m sayinganymore free yoga videos horrible butpeople you watch them anyway thank youfor watching please subscribe I don’tknow what I’m doing here I go here I gowhish together the sugars salt andbutter 1/2 a cup unsalted butter meltedready for this ready oh yeah 1/2 cupgranulated sugar oh yeah teaspoon ofsalt teaspoon in a large bowl whisktogether the sugar salt okay by whiskingthe egg and vanilla beating until theriver is search and flower okay so Idon’t need this ball and eat this ballthis ones away[Applause]whisk in the egg and vanilla how manyeggs we need egg egg and vanilla 1teaspoon Omega shift in flour and bakingsoda always shift your flour kidswhere’s the brown sugar I was alreadysupposed to add the brown sugar how muchbrown sugar[Music][Applause][Music]I just realized I forgot to buysomething for lunchhello there thanks for watching my videoI appreciate it even though it’s prettymediocre I consider subscribing I wouldappreciate it if you do I’ll feed thiscookie to my cat come onyou want some what’s up god it’s mycooking that bad not even you want it Oh