HE QUIT DJing (or: baking cookies) | Learning with Alennah (ft. Caine)

hey guys welcome to new learning withElena as you can see we’re in collagenyeahwhite what um I am kid I’m a former DJ Iquit recently so I’m not a journey whatis it cooking nowyeah bored chef and comedian and becauseI’m really funny and I’m really good atcooking so Elena what are we cookingtoday um sugar cookies and I don’t knowhalf the ingredients you’re about to addthe fact that they are vegan oh yeahvery very plant-based and they’re goodfor the environment the more g’day we’renot gonna kill any animals here for anyof the of the ingredients I’m not gonnaget melt nothing’s gonna happen not onlyPelican elements we have the bottom wehave to but do we have a mixer at thisend of all it is them now can you seethat letters on the balladd sugar brown sugar we have that’s asthe brown sugar it is grown and isvaried I’m saving your floor blood sugarwhat this is one cup oh it’s half a cupso we have to pop of this okay huh huhhuh okay[Music][Applause][Music]how is the butter on me already there wehave here applesauce some apple miss OHup almost up on Moi’s that is Dutch forapplesauce is actually not is it youDutch people are fucking weirdos this isthe weirdest shit I’ve ever seeneveryone eats it with a breakfast thenon the lunch especially yesterday is Ihave to understand this is my peopleobvious anyway I’m gonna[Applause]what follows I saw one freak walk up sowe need to have to this levelyeah like this is flow of people andthen Dutch is called tar weblogtartar by bloom that’s inappropriate andthen he said they guess that Sam softensthe earth and stops it from being reallylumpy and horrible half a cup of organiccane sugar kid sugar I’m waiting to methat I took it five minutes later yesthere we go I should do it for the saltand baking powderyes yes you proud of me yet nocornstarch yes we haven’t drunk fats ohso now and we’re gonna use cornstarchwhich and Dutch as yeah which is Duryeame Xena Matt huntin extra lacquer half atablespoon wait when the tops big ohthere we go[Music]that’s actually good right that saysalmond milk tasty it’s good for you andit doesn’t kill any cows killed somealmonds but these almonds sacrifice theself for the good of humanity totallyworth it oh that’s a super hygienic andyou should never do this no ever I meanthe bed example jelly bean you are superon hygienic yeah I do chicken beanshould be Arthur that’s an S yeahMichael Biehn[Applause]this is absolutely normal[Applause][Laughter]hardly know we put that stuff in thefreezer okaydemos it’s going to go in the freezerfor 15 minutesyes apparently and we’re gonna standhere and wait until it freezes okay andnow we willfifteen minutes laterokay we’re back I we have the money dooryeah we uh no yeah yeah imagine yeah itlooks absolutely disgustingit looks amazing this is whatprofessionals do yeah we are done withthis somethingokay and kind of chasewhat ship you’re gonna cover yeah it’s ahard[Laughter]it’s but that’s literally like whobought like water north dick no I’mfixing it nervously okay so okay soteach me because mine is very badgoing to be something see what that nicereally nice so what’s that going to bedone how is that betterthat’s that’s natural life[Laughter][Music]gorgeous be a beautiful beautiful I cando shit look at thatalways wear autumn it’s okay move itnoise and we burned a cookie[Music]tips are you taking advicecome on no this is your one this is theone I made as you can see is very niceready but not what’s because that I’m aprofessionalbye you’re an animalwhat wants to I can spraythey can subscribe[Laughter][Music]