Cookies Recipes

dumb b*tches make cookies



in this one, my friends and i make some cookies and laugh at some stupid jokes! don’t forget to subscribe 😉

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dumb whores hi welcome to the dumb whoreshow ah we’re making sugar cookies todayand we have Pillsbury cookie dough butsomeone forgot to refrigerate it so it’skind of mushy so bear with us todaythanks I might collide you’ll be mushydough this we’re gonna have deflatedcookies do we have any butter thePanzers no no why are your shoes in thehouse cuz I want to wash your workdisappoints me no you’re my doughI can’t do circles it’s gonna flatteninto a circle so make a shape or get out[Laughter][Music][Laughter]my kids can’t hear me calling you abitch because I listen to get spot whatare you eating[Laughter]I’m gonna pick them up you guys welcomeyou all yeah I’m trying to make Stevesucks okay I can’t do I’m seriously outmy limit can’t you’re taking up a wholespace yeah you were sorry wait to belike this is my channel now hi guysI’m Sarah and welcome to cooking withthoughts you smell greatyeah Joe’s beautiful only pleaseyeah bitch gladly this muffin is locallyawesome like a hamster someone bake thehamster into my muffinokay okay so just make circles no rightwe can make circles and then drawwhatever we want on this work with atrue yeah we got icing so this is snomright I’m gonna make another songthere’s mine sucks I would say I’m gonnafrost him he said what better what ourhands are too crazy to touch the phonethey’re two craziest my kids can’t hearme calling your bet stopmoving over here using teeth have layersyes I told you the teeth have layers I’mgonna peel the front one or like the topone right and then I’m going to flattenit I’m gonna put it in the dehydratorovernight and then I’m going to get afountain pen with ink and write man.youscripture on it and now we’re gonnapublish the second era of the Bible I’mtrying to make the Sheep it’s not evensmall looking yeahcan I say we’re sharing a pan my cat hasa cool old pan in that pan we’re usingboth I didn’t know we were starting withthat man it’s done and you are still onyour third one I’m okay I heard themusic but in here oh so you want it tobe about you know listen really quickreally quick snob right that night whatis this what is that Thank You HarryStyles you gonna poogoodbye I’m gonna give reason iceremember the lobsters we saw giant yes Ithink I should get one and then give ita nice okay I think I should get Marty aknifeMarty’s a broth robot you wouldn’t giveyour cat a knife no if you give a mousea cookie like if you give a mouse acookie he’s gonna give you a head okayokay okay you know you wanna make himMarty next I’m taking to see this isgonna be Marty this one so on this traywe’ve got cookie cookies and that one amess on this tray we’ve got and Mortythe cat this this thing’s not even donepreheating yet it still says pre I hopemy arms asleep what I’m just saying it’sdone preheating okay pork stand upno I meant put it in front of it dinguswhatever bro they’re not even in theright spots are you in the right spacewhat wait for how long I did you throwthe package away yes it’s for yourproblem 10 to 40 minutes 12 minutes onthe clockwe’ll be back can you smell that[Music]yeah oh so then they done so we’retransporting cookies onto plate why areyou stacking them they can’t cool okaythat’s why we put them on the counterwhile we are recording it is also okayit is the night of Harry Styles far inline live at the forum meaning if I comeback in a different clip and I look likeI cried it’s cuz I did we will decoratethe selection green red and then we havered blue yellow yellow I’m gonna do thebeauty guru things the blue I’m makingsmall and then there’s blue but my cushogging it not with the green I madethis a winky faceI’m gonna make a sign it wise the youmoogly can cuz Yellow Sun is that it’sCod let me live we use my kitchen okayso we’re different or please that here’sa song kind of blue this is the mostboring decorating video I’ve ever seenwe’ll add some music in the meantime ohyeah true like when we owe it backwardsI should write one backwards just youcan read it on camerawell I mean the video gets flip sorrydo we like Oh sexy yeah I don’t know itall kinda runs the only thing a littlebit I’m two seconds away from a mentalbreakdownthank you Michael please don’t yell ohI’ll do that time to read anyone I’mstill drawing I have a winky face theword hi but it’s backwards I’m sorryshut up no I have this John he’s kind ofcool I guessand then I have fine line by HarryStyles Auto streaming platforms and thenI have a hard but it looks a littleweird because I’m basic and then I havea fire because I like the fires my goshwhat are you eatingI’ll start okay I have don’t push me Idid this good I don’t know what else todo um have a warm on string gay rightswith a tea throw it in there good Iforgot Sarah’s cat Marty Marty he tooktwo because he’s a piece of east andthat’s it now I’m going to eat what’smom’s not going to be eating this mom isforever Tom’s dadLiz’s cookies are finished what do wehave here I have a Christmas treebecause the holidays a smiley face cuzyeah this one cuz oh you know whythen let’s try to begin girlfriend I canonly do so much with Acme things or dollright thing um this one it’s like scaredor big eyes okay this one where is likevarcek okay and this was itno lie those cookies you’ll be making menauseous though let’s see how they turnoutso we made some cookiesthanks for watching okay bye

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