Attempting to bake cookies!! (FAIL)

welcome to my baking channel he sayswelcome this is my cat Tommy say hiTommy okay in this video I will beteaching you guys how to bake cookies Imyself don’t know how to bake cookies soI’m gonna teach myself umm I have zeroexperience and I really hope this turnsout well because if it doesn’t theyshould be something really easy to doand I shouldn’t fail at this so let’sjust hope I succeed at this because if Idon’t I’ll be like really sad and I’llcry in my room so things you will beneeding are two eggs just one hole inone yolk sugar brown sugar all purposeflour cornstarch baking powder chocolatechips and melted butter and vanilla saltand Pam spray and then your bins firstoff we’re gonna start with the back thebatter the better so you’re gonna needflour- I think I think this is half right youcan see this is 1/2 I just dropped thisinto my eggs I am so down okay whateverum this is a half a teaspoon of salt I’mjust gonna add that in right oneteaspoon of baking sodaokay oh yeah this whole thing basicallyand then hey I’m filming thanks hey I’mfilming please be quite actionokay now you’re going to you need awhiskdon’t forget your whisk guys then you’regonna need your melted butter olive oilthere goes the melted butter I’m sureyou guys what it looks like so that’swhat it looks like so far[Music]next you add your brown sugar how muchbrown sugar do you need you need one cupof brown sugar so we’re just gonna addhim two of these again okay I think thisis – I think this is one cup so we’rejust gonna add in the whole team andthen you need your white sugar justgonna add in 1/3 cups of sugar regularsugar and then then you mix it yay mixieokayanyway mix mix mix just does it thislooks really thick it’s supposed to bethinnerum God this is what it looks like I’mnot sure if it’s supposed to look likethat but because it’s in the video it’sthinner but I did something wrong butthat’s fine because the batter is gonnabe thick anyway so I guess now we setthat aside we’re going to meNo then you add in your egg yolks whenyou mix that in this is what it lookslike that looks a little bit mmm well Idon’t know if it’s supposed to look likethat it’s still really thick I don’tunderstand but maybe I didn’t add inenough butter but I did so oh well let’sjust hope this comes out good cause ifit isn’twhisk whisk whisk whisk whisk this lookskind of good I’m gonna moving mixing itBlakenothing has gone wrong yet yes thenyou’re gonna want to mix in some moreflour with this by the way I don’treally know if these measurements of theflour are right so I really hope thiscomes out like the good consistency itsupposed to be I don’t know man I meanthis is supposed to be thick so I’m justgonna whisk whisk whisk it oh it’scoming out like like I don’t know ifit’s supposed to look like that I keepsaying that but like I really don’t knowwhat it’s supposed to look like so justgonna have to keep mixing maybe it’llcome out like butter oh this is reallyhardshe’s coming out pretty thick she’scoming out pretty thick or whatevercan you stop interrupting geez how rudeanyway she’s coming up pretty thick sothis is getting a little exciting lookat thatthat’s whoammm that is pretty good okay now afterthat we add in the chocolate chips afterthis yeah I’m excited this is myfavorite part I’m just gonna add in asmuch as I think we need just like likethat that’s goodthen we mix this all in oh she’s lookingshe’s looking cool she’s living likeit’s supposed to look I’m excitedyes finally I really hope I don’t failat this because this should be somethinglike really easy that anyone can do soif I fail at this I’m gonna cryanyway well she’s really thick I don’tthink it’s supposed to be wait it’ssupposed to look like dough this is toothickstill me no this is like still like wetand sticky it’s not supposed to looklike that I don’t know what do I do nowso my dumbass forgot to add in thevanilla extract so we’re just gonna doit right now you need two teaspoons ofvanilla extract so I don’t know if thisis okay but I was told to do it anywayso I’m so done this is already goingdownhill so good oh my god okay I’mgonna just use how do you squeeze thisout that’s sticky it’s not supposed tobe this sticky okay I’m just gonna useanything this is gonna be so hard butwe’re gonna whisk this because it’s liketoo hard for me to whisk on with youknow so and it’s thick sticky so I don’tknow if this is gonna help so I’m justgonna add in more flour until we thinkit’s the righthow I feelokay so after you’re done with thatyou’re gonna want to put these in a bowland put the batter in a bowl and letthis chill for about like 10 15 minutesso okay so now that the batter has beenchilled because it’s nice you’re gonnawant to get your pan this is the onlyone I have so we’re gonna have to makelike a bunch of batches even I’m gonnaget your pan that’s enough and thenyou’re gonna want to start like gettinglike little portions of the batter andlike making them into little balls likethis it’s a little too small and you’regonna place on your pan and then afterthat you bake them show you guys rightnowI hope I’m doing this right it’s kind oflike slipping on all of the oil I don’tknow if I added too much I hope not yeahwhich is probably a little note thatone’s too big okay use this much therewe go they’re ready to babe out of theoven and they look like that I don’tknow why they look like that but ittastes pretty good I like them I thinkI’m just gonna end the video from herebecause it’s it’s late and I’m tired butthey were a success I mean they tastepretty good the shape is just weirdbut thanks for watching I will not bemaking another one of these videosbecause baking is not for meso thanks for watching I hope youlearned something don’t do what I did Ijust don’t do what I did okay bye thanksfor watching