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what’s the five food groups all right
sir food um edibles three nachos
mushroom vegetable cheese lettuce take
Aaron mashed potatoes steak beef one
water butter so what a partner and so
imagine if we just live off of butter so
I mean butter Oh
I’m back coming coming and I boil the
eggs and then it won’t crack or either
it’s hotter to crack when we can just
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run I really need like eight 20 pancakes
and then you pancakes that was mine
we heard I agree oh we made it green I
think yeah and then discovered the word
swag swag yeah she says it all the time
yeah it’s actually so good hey my bird
said pickle Rick the other day yeah
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throw out any more monster on juice like
on it more Monster Energy
like Archie no bad dogs
you’re the ages are going to place a dog
they’re gonna eat how you feel like you
can aim for dinner huh come back again
we did the game handshake going with you
I’m recording everything I just taught
art sheet on the ways of the agents
it’s chicken to Mars just take all of
them and mix them together
is it Mario Kart iconic I consumed him
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whoa whoa I’m gonna be putting on a jump
on you I’m not done yet
beep a third like grandma can cook
better than new don’t say anything
I can’t oh wow orange juice
Oh what’s funky juice turd what song
features Gordon Ramsay you can’t smell I
don’t let smells horrible
I’m Willie I’m making feet wrongful tea
please yuck
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we are cooking sausage
about to watch energy drink it does it
looks like we can select we are not
howtobasic
I’m going to get rekt nerd no nerd
there’s a backup light oh it scares the
shit out of me when I’m taking a piss in
the middle of mile what let’s leave it
on I am the right pedal what get out of
the way
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No
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I always my hands okay
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what right right
like they closed the door on me
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going they look nasty I vote yea for
nine oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all
right give us all food poison come on
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we’re gonna die we’re actually gonna
stop – death – you drink all right
thanks Joe this is gonna be our cave is
actually good crazy after this we’re
gonna have to go to a mental to the
neighbors
you’re you have this school camp in the
bag you know what that means
Oh say it say I got a school cap okay I
got the school camp in the bag he used
to be recording at this point why you
still recording ongoing 18 minutes just
recording me or other thing everyone
okay good we want to make this epic
footage sound like a circus fine yeah
almost like privately almost like unlist
on YouTube and you can just download it
yeah
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like a Pringles job
this is going too much to two biggest
sin on the school anyway
descended to us on Instagram
well there’s a one minute cap on
Instagram oh just send it to us on um
mail designate a slice limb on my altar
you kidding me how you gonna send it
just really no more messages its limits
and also it’s gonna be at least 200
something I played it till YouTube and
it’s at least surrounded megawatt yellow
YouTube is at least remove megabytes
right now okay
oh just kick it on the fly off put it
out of your foot
yes stand alone I can make them faint
play with feet flavored sausage coming
right up eat burnt sausages boss hey
miss nerve to say that to the wombat
they’ll go away hey they know what’s all
when they’re facing the record heard the
wrecking ball should I change my name to
the Rat King
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like money names price I’m Christ
Carolee addressing it Christ
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Jeremy’s umami I am the Rat King I’m
fine I button my jacket off while I’m
going this is not easy I’m actually
gonna get set on fire I’m on an
adventure song I’m on my third energy
drink right now
you’re retarded either this way okay
21 minutes and Counting which one :
banzai just Hail Mary
so feel cold to you
the content this is content oh yeah look
at it look at it look at it smells like
water Wow
luckily it’s not orange juice don’t go
outside you ran oh yes oh my sausages
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you fucking donkey run you buffoon you
absolute cretin
how could you do this your crush on
friggin Nnamdi bitch you numpty i
thought god damn ranch on its Jeremy
trying to test no matter you don’t win
it alright
this is Jeremy’s meal yeah cherries nil
is a piece of metal yep again we’re
trying to tie boys guys I’m converting
but lazy men yeah and my foot is
completely green gusting yeah well
you’re eating it in numpty this looks
like one what you already I know I scold
you a numpty
I wouldn’t move doctor Oh more bad even
better I get more of it actually comes
Brian all right give me content
give me content heart your own wonder
taste test of our great curry is it good
that’s actually really good I’ll try
something that is actually a low key
file not bad
I used to Jim I may need them and we you
know what yesterday Ryan doesn’t like it
it’s new I dropped it in me sir it’s
still going over in your carry I dropped
it in McCrory know anything else
I mean sit down the other eight I always
look at me look at me
Oh Bucky boy when you actually get you
okay
I live all the way down and draw or do
me like that women survive on Perry for
four days and they get Oh spicy I
should’ve eaten so much at once we have
the rear online windy night right
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I’ve already good times I’m doing my
very first speaking foreign language in
their life nobody people and even in our
Riverdance
my name is Arun Ahuja Lackey that is a
taste of my higher gos the distinct tang
of a life all that neuron see I’m
English Learner
Brunner wind-up rhyme about the wrong
field hey Ryan Ryan yeah go out there
and see all his boys
hey guys hey guys amen and then John was
like way too super invaded in my skin
whoa dude boy is that what it sounds
like totally radical don’t leave that’s
like lakes a bit of it taste it
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all are
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Macari
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run find the clip in there on CL voice
it’s like I forgot
oh yeah – spot boy yeah oh yeah I wonder
Dixon skinny that’s how I wish I wish in
with the car is actually really good and
nice I felt like a fool many club
trailing us with boss Hormuz I mean
going for half an hour my colleagues
White House das is gonna take I think my
friends going off actually
laughing so much so what what what there
we go
thought you let me pee
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okay I’m back different varieties of
powers like your uncle and Jackson’s can
just is mine is my power my complaints
are evil what my house I can stay sorry
ball Oh how’s it going
wait I can’t see a suit on Oh Jackson
choose a better song not Tuesday new
song and then the message oh I went to
Bali like they and no not the end
was it the started that yeah I thought I
went to Bali oh the end of yeah doesn’t
matter around the middle get on the
story okay so I went to Bali we got into
the hotel and there’s this thing called
like Bali belly where we’re basically if
you have that water or anything like co2
or anything like liquid from Bali
sounds like got the diary case and at
one time I was around like Tove I
finished watching like YouTube because
that’s a like wash and put your fate in
it hey which go on Hamish Hamish story
and then I went to the toilet and I was
like on there for 35 minutes probably
the best
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like an outdoor why does that mean
you’re shooting outside you like sitting
a hole in the ground then I don’t think
I told you but from then on to the tard
Ashley started making really weird
noises Hamish
why are you shooting in a hole outside
no no no it’s like a really nice to it
but it was it was a villa which was like
in the middle of the villa there’s like
five bedrooms and then mid with this
like a pond but it’s like uh-huh I’m
still recording by the way after all of
some type I’ve been going for 35 minutes
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it’s so dark
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oh yeah the water and it was flooded and
then I win
apparently my dad just so much you could
there’s like an open one and then a
river and then the carnival car just
dropping down I know these people
like showering in the currents oh oh and
they were must have been contaminated by
dark hola
what does this pronounced waters what is
bad what them
I mean I do get vaccinations now in Fiji
yeah that’s all why click mouthing
situation I’m worried for the stories
you tell to your grandchildren have any
good story we need good stories we do
just like like Ron do many good stories
to share well it’s gonna be on tape I
was going I was like oh I just need a
cursor bad friend I swear I just slammed
against it and the whole cafe
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if I remember our longing to hold right
here yeah last line with the wilson’s
prom I’d like both my legs like horribly
cut a hole and tie a bike like Scruton
went into his legs and she wanted to
ride a bike
boom sugar gliders noise and then one of
them turned and went full into the clip
and broke his back Oh like all three
weeks ago
oh hey you guys I’ve had like a really
serious injury like barking something
surprise the weights lahat is the
westlife has fire I fractured my middle
fingers I closed the Cauvery on it no um
one time and one time I such a strange
person do I did once um you know how
like you’re being a body idiot and funny
Aaron adores a small space you can stick
your fingers in yeah I like slammed the
door on so I felt like it as my sister
put her fingers in there for some
dumbass reason I just slammed the door
shut and I think it’s got like to a
scream now your brain stop yourself from
biting into it my dad writes I it sign
anyway I’m recording I hate you mater
I’m waiting for that person
sir pointless
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oh yeah and I named it a kind of bad
lucky but then but then you’re actually
doing pretty well I mean I bet you have
the best school stories it’s like dumb
shit either
I just like I was I like didn’t even
really talk I didn’t even talk too much
yeah I don’t hang it was like it is have
you not been suspended yet I just
mentioned this when I was talking to you
on bread game huh you said like pee pee
jumped out yeah it’s like why because
though like really bad oh my I mean
actual idiots to the point where then
just say something stupid like we keep
it to ourselves oh yeah mm-hmm
it’s just that when people join our
conversation is out of context
they just think back but when is better
than no better I want to see what
people’s actually
Oh Eric in the TV haters TV H passing
emoji TBH washing emoji one thing we
just like our tilapia I’m thinking so
he’s not here I’ve been like an Xbox
group chat with whitehaven train whistle
yeah yeah yeah he’s at my school shave
his head bald like completely I saw it
at my school he’s like oh where he got a
skull us its am a Mullis but then you
shave the rest of your head bolts
there’s only the mullet it’s horrifying
he did some kids like in year 12 who’s
like super tall he’s it’s like really
long hair at the back and nothing else
mollison’s gross with man erupts one
yeah many who looks well doesn’t even
really look like a mullet it’s just like
hey this is really hot girl yeah it’s a
pain huh curly has a pain because it was
offensive
it does look like you can’t pull off a
hair if you cut your head too short you
this guy like you seven years I think
you seven better yeah you seven you with
sir like a lanky like if you have like
short hair you look really tall but now
you if you have shooting you look Carol
at all okay yeah you just look like you
wanted now is for flower was a flawless
TV oh do battle that’s gonna be our bad
well that’s the channel subscriber my
Reverend gene I look through our
subscriptions also starts on wood floors
taper like who the fuck is floors TV
dude
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Oh Luke hasn’t was cool what else there
he looks like a teacher’s pet back now
oh yeah he doesn’t know he said anything
it was all kind of talked to it’s this
is hanging out forward with warm people
here’s a legend yeah and plus he he wins
with your mana Red Hill I meant some of
his friends because I went to they’re
really nice but I mean like if you got
to do even more I think I’m definitely
at this videos in like five years no
challenge I got some I thought yeah okay
buddy idiot Oh Easter yeah use all right
in you soon in your seven hills fighters
you know what do you guys think if they
are now um if they are you try to kill
maybe I’m alright did he like pull up
switch light on you like the soul that’s
a switchblade yeah yeah yeah yeah
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do you guys ever wonder about squish
place if you like close the switch place
then put it in your neck then you open
this well it’s like it means like in
Jackson to you yeah I’ve always liked
ones at that like like if you if you
pack the old kid at me go just like yes
step in step into Windows Phone yeah I
reckon shakin coeliac push the switch
light away from you if you aren’t
holding up no you stop it
yeah how you guys saying that that looks
may be a package it’s the best movie
it’s really funny it’s like a bunch of
teenagers and their own camping and what
actually cuts their dick off that’s
nothing attire I do I have to make a
scene for it yeah see what ISIL areas
Bora Bora Bonnie how there’s a real
people they yeah yeah but they they tell
them like the people like oh something
really wet weirds gonna happen but like
just reacted that’s what they did but no
one really knew what was I can only this
guy’s damn phone for an hour recording
boy understood Jackson wagon dirt is
footage a tiger just like be a podcast
it’s us talking this is this is the
entire Brett time podcasters yes this is
bread time podcast I know we should
don’t just some play-doh eva’dur if we’d
like a bread time your to tunnel hi josh
is the Gator saw he’s an amazing editor
so you know have you seen have you seen
his Sandford footage yet that was oh
well it’s really good it’s it’s his
first time using premiere as well it’s
just his first time meeting premiere
he’s like a gun at it how what taste my
age we go at same school 15
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I can’t see on the life damages the
plank
I know place 0.6 my 26th birthday is
gonna be my 16th my 16th birthday is
gonna be insane my parents say on my
16th I can invite over as many people so
like like into the night Simon Says to
me he’ll cause like I’ve been at three
different schools I know a lot of people
I’m gonna invite everyone I can because
I’ve been to three schools I know lots
of people I’m just gonna have bloody
everyone there I’m basically going a
mullet I’m basically going about 40 and
all that and he’s trying to get it dusky
mode if I get any kids and one of them
gets a boy I’m going out straight and
usually I don’t see him come home at
night I’ve got my hands on something
I can’t feel my hands
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I can’t I can’t wait all of us just like
a sixteen yeah on a guy like an actual
camcorder and just run around all the
time filming people iCal funny would
that be I’m gonna wait Dom already oh
we’re already done how can you get dumb
off yeah I mean how much we’ll find a
light you’ll find a way I literally
tried to do a front foot
I thought you feel like land on your
head and it’s gonna guard first time I
did it better and then I just kept on
landing my butt yonder twice I didn’t
say a third but damn it
it just consists of your mum or your
you’re all just like incoherent words
put together is hey guys what happened
and we’ve treated every last word of our
sentences it really is weird weird
i feeI scrum going definitely alright
this could be like your leftover like
that you can start up for strike 1000
you pictured this right you can just go
you get your guy in the glasses your
gamer glasses game your glasses it’s
true like a single faces anymore
oh my god I mean I’ll have soul-stirring
nacho cheese it so could it be actually
I mean like
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I’ll shine open disability you computer
wouldn’t it’s gonna announce several
that you’re gay
I mean it’s again you’re also you’re
very technically wise it’s a point oh
yeah yeah Michael then curb this can’t
be like a tech deck or something I’m
gang Jackson sighing good he’s gonna
love it okay looks like the fortnight
game no I don’t have a thing for him oh
yeah horses cow cow those are really
nice deal this while they’re riding on
such a big dog why is there so many
walruses in the green look at all these
seals dude oh stop it like those birds
they just sort of like why that’s
those geese bring geese why is there so
many fish why they’re flowers riding the
causeway from Big Frog you’re like wait
if you finish your milkshakes
yeah oh we were eating stuff outside
eating weird food yeah we yeah you tryna
think it’s time to do right now then I
know the sound quality’s gonna be on
this this bitch empty
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Homer Simpson d’oh all my senses I mean
now I’m tired POTUS burger is gonna be
how me I know my fire path where he’s
gonna be but I went inside take a leak
yes please do sorry just like not read
on that beautiful I helped the camera
off sites I hope the camera like the
beer spells
I’m acting to go again the sound
industry that’s what’s doing okay no you
can see you guys help the camera off
please do we need to just like make a
make a pissing conflation of Jeremy so
much energy drink how do you pay so
badly okay then it’s this on in there
the lights are on
okay there’s probably someone in there
hello oh sorry yeah I mean I might have
left lights on them that if you’re
locked your lawn when you need a key
when you need a key
you are dancing queen that’s not science
do it do it do it
your mama your mama do it did a little
dude do okay me do the swag handshake
you suck at it let me do all right you
ready your fill hey you’re supposed to
touch each other
oh okay try it Ryan come on
is it smooth
the monkeys on the music
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character design and your watch
character designing team to win the
battle of design up verb I need sneeze
now that’s what I call doing it’s just
turned right Oh
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alright boys get your controls out
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recording I have nothing going for an
hour three minutes can you take the joy
clothes off my switch about this
pectineus my goddamn way Sam just hold a
switch down and pull the controllers off
this yes oh my god you guys I’m first
just press L&R – your supply again how
do I do this let me know I press well
I’m I’m up first
Jerry teach me Presley’s turn all you’re
in you’re in
Oh Oh bleep us all epic don’t press
anything you pieces on bag all right I’m
in how do I get in how did I go there
are guard okay I forgot how to play
Mario Kart it’s about the Nintendo to
the
pretty much which one of mine it’s
spooky issues um stop reporting nerds
play the game I’ll record out for hey
dude that’s gonna be so hard for you I
don’t ya know it’s I’m all I’m sorry
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we thought about
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all right boys
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how many braces
Jeff Jackson yo I’m choosing the first
map we are flying Murray Meadows
O’Meara Metis is hard you’ll figure out
the controls this button that’s it’s
been tweaked because you can hold them
like three controllers all right fine
play with one hand
I’m fine I can play four hands okay yeah
yeah I got it
yep how do I use powers
yeah oh there was them but why does it
start false it’s a hundred Stacy you
coward it’s bad it’s not bad map it’s
just a simple one you can’t shake on
this map over ramps hamish what you
can’t shake to do tricks on ramps so you
have to press the button oh I do have to
shut what it’s my fucking shame I don’t
know joy time motion activation you can
change it if you stop facing that way
Luigi man as long as they don’t come
last place I’m happy dude I’m gonna come
last place good oh stop drifting away
gee no Hamish no no not ya know you mums
fortnight yeah I love you
okay white counts your cow
and I said that’s not my wife
that’s a camel what that’s not my wife
that’s my sister what are you doing in
bed whoever’s in third place you better
watch your mama Hamish Hamish Hamish why
am I still in third fuck you Hamish whoa
wait huh how do you guys go so fast my
armors car you guys go so fast
all right Mac we doing what’s on the
menu right watch carp right okay Jack
wants which cop we’ll be doing right how
do you go so fast no no no just in
general because you guys are so much
more fun this one this one sucks but the
other one other one there’s this one
free train ok train sure my arms
cramping your friend dude just stop
recording

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